Coffee Break read – Stan and Ollie, Bud and Lew

from Who Pulled Her Out?  by Jane Jago which is available for pre-order.

As if on cue, the Staffies awoke from their nap and decided to indulge in a noisy debate about the ownership of a very battered clown toy. Stan and Ollie watched them in some hauteur for a few moments before taking a hand. Stan bullied Bud to one side of the kitchen while Ollie removed the disputed and disreputable clown from Lew’s grip and brought it over to me. He laid it at my feet, as much as to say ‘your turn’. I picked it up gingerly and put it on the kitchen table,
“Right. Okay. Nobody has the bloody thing.”
Stan and Ollie regarded me solemnly for a moment before ambling off into the garden, where there was a nice patch of shade and some cool grass. The Staffies sensing there was no more fun to be had followed them at a respectful distance. Morgan regarded me with dancing eyes.
“Are they always like that?”
“Mercifully not. I think Bud and Lew are missing the twins. Nobody to play with. So they are a bit bored.”
Ben smiled. “Stan and Ollie can usually be relied on to put a stop when they think the Staffies are out of order. It’s just the reproachful look they give Joss when they have had to intervene.” Then he started to laugh, and we all joined in. Stan put his elegant head in through the door as if to see what all the noise was about. I could have sworn he sighed before going back into the relative quiet of the garden.

Who Pulled Her Out?  by Jane Jago is released on Monday 29 October!

Jane Jago’s Daily Drabble – Fifty-Four

Bail set. Two million pounds. He thought he was done for. But his wife asked to see him…

A policeman brought her to an anonymous room, where he sat manacled to a chair. 

“They say you stole from me.”

He smiled boyishly. “Never.”

Her soft eyes searched his face. “And now they tell me that bail is two million pounds. That’s a lot of money…”

He played his trump card. “If you really loved me.”

One single tear ran down her cheek. “Perhaps I love you as much as you love me.”

And she walked away without ever looking back…

©️jj 2018

Artist feature. Ian Bristow talks about his cover for Who Pulled Her Out?

Who Pulled Her Out? The long anticipated sequel to Who Put Her in? Is finally with us. Yet another gorgeous cover from the hands of that true Renaissance Man Ian Bristow prompted a few more searching questions.
Q1. Are there specific challenges attached to producing the cover for a sequel?  

Absolutely there are. In the case of this series, I have had to think of how Joss (the MC on the cover) would look from more than one angle with more than one expression. That’s the difference between truly developing a knowledge of the character and their features and just painting something once and however it came out, it came out. Think of drawing even a basic face in profile, now I want you to draw the same face looking straight on. Have a go. It’s hard. All that said, there are elements that feel really good in creating a sequel cover, like already knowing the font and placements and working with ideas that fit those things on purpose. It’s a different sort of approach and I quite enjoy that aspect of it. 

Q2. You were asked for menacing figures in the background, which you have produced admirably. How did you make them look so dangerous?  

This is a great question. Posture, vagueness, masks—those three are the main focuses. You see a bit of intent in their posture, as if they mean to move toward you. You also see the vague hint of some kind of weapon in the hand of the man on the right, and that tells your brain they all have weapons. Then the masks top it off. We all associate armed, masked people with threat.  At the end of the day, artists take what they know about the physical world, cultural norms and the human condition and exploit them as best they can to ‘sell’ an image to the viewer. The better those elements are exploited, the better sold the image.

Q3. Our heroine has her back to a strong source of light. This could have rendered her no more than a silhouette. The subtle lighting of the face is brilliant. How did you manage to achieve such an effect?  

The first step was admitting that it was okay to add a non-visible light source to the image for the sole purpose of making sure the viewer could see Joss’ face. Once I accepted that it was needed, it was just a matter of choosing warm light to play off the cool blue in the background and painting it in with enough subtlety to keep from distracting from the overall effect of her being back lit. Mind, getting that subtlety was not an easy task, with the face so dark, even middle tones of colour felt BOLD! It took some time to make sure it was pushed back but still doing its job. 

If you would like to find out more about Ian Bristow's cover designing services, go to Bristow Design or look for Ian on his Website, check out his awesome timelapse art videos with his own original music on YouTube or follow him on Twitter.

Jane Jago’s Daily Drabble – Fifty-Three

She had too many lucky escapes. 

First a barrel of beer rolled off the brewers’ cart missing her by inches, followed by grease on the kitchen floor that had her sliding with a saucepan in her hand, while a broken step on the cellar stairs saw her all but fall through.

The he brought home a basket of mushrooms for her favourite omelette.

But she was out of eggs so she made soup instead.

Soup he ate greedily.

She didn’t see him die. He did that in the bed of his fat slatternly mistress. 

But she could imagine his pain…

 

©️jj 2018

Coffee Break Read – The Man With Orange Eyes

From Haruspex I:Trust A Few a Fortune's Fools book by E.M. Swift-Hook.

The man who entered would have stood out even in a crowd. Here in the Hope, where the main colour was drab and the mood most often dour to sullen, he did not so much attract attention as cause it. One thing Jaz had learned in his time under the domes on Hell’s Breath, was how to judge people by their dress and manner. He could spot at a glance now, the kind of tourist who you could double charge on the viewing run and the kind you would refuse to allow a tab in the bar.

Jaz’s first thought was this must be one of the weirder ones. One of those who came here and talked about the mystical power of the flares or liked to make artworks in the micro-g viewing pod on Vel’s cousin’s ship. Too much money to spend, looking for something different, some new experience, to spend it on. But even as his thoughts were going over what he needed to say to Vel’s cousin over dinner – what he wanted to say to her – something kept him watching and not dismissing the new arrival as he would under normal circumstances.

There was nothing too outlandish about this man’s style of dress, although it hinted at the kind of wealth level you didn’t often see around Hell’s Breath. The fabric and cut looked sophisticated and expensive and the visible jewellery suggested he was trying for taste rather than bling. But if elegance was the effect he wanted to achieve, he failed. His hair – an untidy tangle of tawny-gold curls – ruined it, that and the addition of a very cheap looking opaque remote-link visor over his eyes.

“Ma says that funny man just came in on the hopper that took the oldies out.” Vel’s cousin’s daughter wriggled into the seat beside Jaz and started helping herself to the fruit on his plate without asking. “She said Auntie Vel said to tell you to check his luggage. She thinks he’s carrying something. Uncle Dom said the sensors were going ‘whip-woah’ when he went through them.” She licked her fingers and reached back to the plate. He gently grabbed the small hand before it could remove the last slice of fruit and then pushed the child firmly away.

“Tell your ma thanks – and stay out of here the pair of you.” The little girl treated him to one of her more scary pulled faces, then slipped out the back of the bar and through the door Jaz knew led passed the kitchens and out to the tiny demountable cabin beyond that she, her mother and Jaz called home. He watched her go in his peripheral vision, feeling a marked relief when the door slid closed behind her. But his focus remained fixed on the new arrival as it had throughout as he finished the last piece of fruit.

The newcomer seemed polite enough and Vel’s nephew’s boyfriend managed to check him in to one of the two remaining suites which were still habitable. The blond man made as if to move away from the counter to go to his suite. But then he turned back, his movement sudden, as if just remembering something.

“Oh yes, whilst I think of it, you don’t happen to know if there is a man by the name of Jazatar Baldrik staying here?”

Jaz felt a cold stillness within and flexed the muscles of one arm to feel the reassuring presence of an energy snub, linked thanks to his time in the Specials, on his inner arm. He pushed back from the table and stood up, the movement drew the attention of the new arrival who turned to look, eyes invisible beneath the visor but a wide smile now growing below it. Jaz did not watch the distracting smile, he watched the hands and the stance, but they were relaxed, nothing signalled intent to attack.

Jaz crossed the room towards the blond man, closing down the distance between them in a few quick steps, to get to hand-to-hand range, so he could be surer of control and, if needed, a kill. The blond man let him do it, still smiling and relaxed. “Jazatar Baldrik I assume?” The voice was light and sounded much too happy.

“Who  are you and what do you want?” To his own ears, Jaz’s question sounded more like a snarl. The smile beneath the visor grew even wider and the blond man reached up to remove the obscuring remote-link, revealing a pair of disturbing, intent, orange eyes.

“My name is Durban Chola and I need you to help me save the soul of Avilon Revid.”

E.M. Swift-Hook

Artwork from a portrait of Durban Chola, by Bristow Designs

 

Jane Jago’s Daily Drabble – Fifty-Two

It wasn’t Amos Smith’s fault he had a mother who ruled his household, vowing to step aside for no-one. 

But Amos remained a bachelor, until he returned from a business trip with a wife riding behind him. 

The town sat back to watch an entertaining power struggle. 

It never materialised. The old lady huffed and puffed, and swore, and spread vile rumours. The younger simply shouldered her aside, and ran the house as she saw fit. 

The Michaelmas hiring fair came. 

Amos’ mother decided to gain her son’s sympathy by putting herself up for hire.

Amos let her go…

©️jj 2018

Author feature: The 942 Series by J.I. Rogers

The 942 Series by J.I. Rogers is a collection of short stories set in the dystopian/sci-fi world of Tamyrh.

A taster from ‘Protocol 9’

Kael yawned and walked over to the windows. It wasn’t light yet, but you didn’t have to see the Seep to know it was there; its presence permeated the entire station. 
The Northern wall in the reception room was taken up with a massive map. It showed the foothills in Korlune, through the mountains, and across the massive drainage that flowed from the Eastern shore of Lake Evora to the Hotari Sea.  
The Seep in glorious, yet fraudulent detail. Kael wandered over to admire it yet again. It’s doubled in size since this was completed. His gaze drifted to the corner where the team credits and date was listed. Not many Korlo names in those crews, they must have been slaves. He crouched and leaned in closer to read the date. Hard to believe they did this two hundred years ago. He shuddered involuntarily. They had no digi-link technology, no air transports, and no reliable communication, topside. He stood up and pictured the bulky enviro-suits they would have used. We’re soft by comparison. 
Kael knew the Seep for what it was; he’d walked in the verdant expanse of acidic vegetation, corrosive mists, and ever-changing sand bogs. He leaned in closer to pick out some of the red lines that denoted paths over stone. I wonder how many of those are still there? He ran his finger up to the area they’d just returned from. No sign of the researchers. There had been no signs of life inside the deserted station; none of the common insects, no birds, just a thick layer of reddish moss growing out over the black sludge of the bog.   
His digipad beeped. Kael answered it, opened the attached file, and skimmed the health reports of his team. He stopped when he got to Hallie’s results. Damn it; Arcosium. Kael signed off that he’d seen the report and tucked the device away. I’ll assign her to hangar duty after this run. I wonder who’s next?  
“General Galen will see you now, sir.” Cali interrupted his train of thought. “Please go in.” She indicated the door.   
The General looked up from his paperwork; the dark shadows under his eyes intensified his stare. “Sunde? Why aren’t you getting your team ready?”  
 “Sir, I respectfully request that you reassign this mission to another team. Hallie is sick. Vallen and Laros are both on leave, Sean is down with caustic burns, and— 
“Would if I could, but I can’t. This could be another Protocol Nine mission, Kael, and your team is the only crew I have left that can handle it.” 
“Could be?” 
“That will be your call on arrival.” 
Kael’s headache began to build. “Which camp and how long since there’s been no contact?” 
“Vorta Botanical. I’ll send you all the particulars once you’re airborne.”


A Bite of... J.I. Rogers
 
Q1: Is it important to include all shades of belief and sexual orientation in a book?

That depends on what you’re writing; a physics textbook that included graphic entanglement sequences might prove to be a bestseller, but you can also hit a point where it appears forced. Our world includes all those shades, so for my own writing, I let the circumstances of the story and the characters dictate what other elements come into view. As a result, my series includes topics such as racism, bigotry, sexual orientation, drug use… you get the idea. I choose what I think works for the story and allow it to appear organically and flow – then the characters approve or veto it accordingly

Q2: Have you ever invented a language?

Yes. One in high school, but it only had a written form (a friend and I would leave notes for each other). The second one I devised for my current series. There are several languages spoken, but the Diasporan (refugees) speak a patois based on the languages the groups that were settled in the region spoke. The running joke is that the only thing they have in common with other groups are the same swear-words. I based that off my own experience going to an international school when I lived in Kenya; what are the first words kids share with each other? I can swear in 8 languages.

Q3: Would you rather be James Bond or Batman?

Hmmmm. Rich, amoral, sociopath who enjoys what he does vs. rich, moral, sociopath who’s filled with angst – Chaotic Evil vs. Lawful Evil… Both have gadgets. Bond probably has every form of VD known to man (and some unknown), but Batman’s angst prevents him from enjoying sex. Bond has Q. Batman has Alfred… bonus points; Alfred rocks. I don’t like martinis. I don’t like angst. Tough choice. Batman. 

J.I. Rogers in her own words:

I am an award-winning, green-eyed, ginger-haired, caffeine addict who writes dystopian/sci-fi novels. My current project is “The 942 Series”.
When not acting as a conduit for the voices in my head or working on something artistic, I’m a poster child for Gen X and the Queen of most boondoggles that lead to eye-strain and tinnitus.

You can find J.I. Rogers  on Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, Twitter or her own website.

 

 

Jane Jago’s Daily Drabble – Fifty-One

Brambles caught at his clothes and his hair, making him run even faster. He had, he reckoned, about a minute to escape the ‘imaginary’ forest before the algorithm sensed his living, breathing warmth and did… whatever it did. 

He knew his own pigheadedness had brought him to this, but, hey, who believed in artificial reality? Outside of a few pimply geeks. And maybe him. Now.

His legs tried to buckle under him, but he kept running, impelled by sheer force of will.

Just as he thought he could run no longer, he saw the fracture.

He gathered himself. And jumped…

©️jj 2018

Sunday Serial LIV

“Only one more,” Jim said firmly, “she never warmed up properly, so three’s the limit. Any requests?”
Mrs Jackson piped up, with a bit of a quaver in her voice. “You wouldn’t happen to know The Road to the Isles would you?”
Jim nodded and started to play. By the time the song was over, the old lady had tears running down her cheeks. “Thank you,” she said. “That was my husband’s favourite song.”
Anna and Bonnie went over to Mrs J and while Anna mopped her tears with one of Sam’s big soft hankies, Bonnie laid a consoling head on her knee. The old lady grasped Anna’s wrist and essayed a smile.
“Thank you all. I’ve had a lovely time. And not once have I felt like the old lady invited along to make everyone else feel good about themselves.”
“Well. That’s because you aren’t,” Patsy said from the other side of the room. “Anna doesn’t do shit like that, and from what I’ve seen of him neither does Sam.”
“True,” Sandra agreed in her soft voice, “none of us are like that, I hope. Anyway, you aren’t old inside, and that’s where it counts.’

Mrs Jackson positively beamed, then looked at her watch. “It’s past eleven o’clock. I’m missing my beauty sleep. Geordie. Can you give Gary the Cab a buzz?”
“Aye,” he nodded and ambled out to the hallway to call in the relative quiet. He was back quickly.
“Ten minutes.’

Patsy and Jim had been having a whispered conversation and Jim held up his hands for some hush. Which he got immediately.
“Since this is such a special occasion, I’m gonna let Pats sing one more time. This one’s for Anna and Sam.”

He put the harmonica to his lips and the familiar melody of  Can’t Help Loving That Man of Mine filled the room. Then Patsy lifted her voice. She looked at Anna as she sung the first verses, but finished the song with her eyes locked on Jim. The room went mental, to such an extent that they almost didn’t hear Mrs J’s cabbie at the door.

Sam ran to let him in.
“Sorry. She’s not quite ready. Been listening to some music.”
“That’s OK. I heard it as I was walking up the drive. Whoever that is has a truly amazing voice.”
“Doesn’t she just.”

Sam fetched Mrs Jackson’s coat, and while he was helping her into it, Anna scooted off to the kitchen returning with a small white box in her hand.
“Wedding cake,” she explained, bending to kiss her departing guest on the cheek. “Not traditional, though. Needs to be eaten in the next couple of days.”
“Thank you. Can I come and see you again soon?”
“Of course you can. Just give us a call.”

Geordie offered his arm, on one side and Gary took the other. They progressed down the drive at a stately pace. This effectively broke up the party, with those who lived locally making their way home in various states of merriness. Those who were overnighting, gathered in the kitchen for a quick nightcap before heading for bed.
“Where are the little men?” Sam asked.
“They faded a couple hours ago, so their Daddy carried them to bed. Incidentally, they were enchanted by the bunks. She turned her blue orbs on Jamie. Have you had any booze?”
“No Mum.”
“Would you like a nightcap?”
“If there’s an amnesty I’d like a glass of red wine.”
Patsy nodded, and Anna handed him a big glass of Zinfandel. He sampled it and grinned widely.
“You tried this, mum?”
“No.”
“Well you should. I think you’ll like it.”
He passed his glass and Patsy took a sip.
“It is good,” she grinned. “Got any more Anna?”
“I reckon I could find a dribble…”

In the end, the kitchen party went on very late.
As Anna and Sam prepared for the night Bonnie wandered in from the garden.
“Guard duties done?” Sam asked and she wagged tiredly at him.
“Bedtime, everyone,” Anna said with a tired smile of her own.

As he was undressing, Sam looked over at his wife. “Excellent party, wasn’t it?”
“It was.”
“And as for Patsy. What a voice. Why haven’t I heard her in concert at the Albert Hall?”
“Because she sings purely for pleasure. Says making it her job would kill the joy.”
“I get that. I really get that. So that makes it even more of a privilege to have heard her tonight.”
“It does, as she only sings among real friends.”
“She’s a lot more complicated than she looks, ain’t she? But did you enjoy seeing her as much as you thought you would?”
“More.”
“When you seeing her again?”
“I dunno. A lot depends on you. If you want to be friends with Pats and Jim…”
“Course I do. I like Jim immensely and I’m beginning to like Patsy too. She’s such an amazing mum, and I also like her sense of humour. So… Maybe the first step is asking them to stay for lunch tomorrow. If that ain’t a big bother.”
“Oh Sam. I’d love it. But would you like it?”
“Yeah. I reckon I’d like them as friends.”
Then he smirked at Anna: “Any idea what they might be up to now?”
“Oh yeah. Noisily.” Anna’s smile was positively wicked.
Sam pulled her into his arms.
“Tell me about noisily…”
He bent his handsome head and nibbled Anna’s neck. She giggled.
Bonnie give them a reproachful look from her bed in the corner of the room.
And so, between lust and laughter, Sam and Anna made love noisily and fell asleep still entwined together.

Jane Jago

Jane Jago’s Daily Drabble – Fifty

She loved him. It was that simple. Plain, dumpy Annie loved her handsome husband.

So why was she crying as she peeled potatoes?

She gave an unladylike sniff as he breezed through the door bringing an earthy smell and a hint of snow. He came up behind her and nuzzled her neck. 

Annie turned into his embrace and allowed herself to be seduced by his kiss. 

He took her hand and slid something shiny on her finger.

“Diamonds last forever,” he smiled down into her bemused eyes. “And that’s about how long I’ll love you.”

He kissed her tears away…

©️jj 2018

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