Since Ben and Joss Beckett took over The Fair Maid and Falcon, they have had to deal with ghosts, gangsters and well dodgy goings-on. Despite that they have their own family of twin daughters and dogs, and a fabulous ‘found family’ of friends. Life seems to be going well when…
I whistled sharply and my German Shepherds, Stan and Ollie, ambled in from the garden. Both went into alert mode gazing fixedly at the window. A slightly different whistle brought reinforcements in the form of a pair of Staffordshire Bull Terrier brothers called Bud and Lew, notable for their muscularity if not their intelligence. With the canines in attendance I turned my face to the window. The interloper seemed vaguely familiar, but I couldn’t quite place him.
“Morgan. Is that door locked?”
“No.” She looked worried.
“Right. You sit on the floor behind the bar and phone Ben.”
She sat down with bump, and I beckoned the man. He smiled wryly and came in on soft feet. Once he was inside, Bud and Lew circled around until they were behind him.
“The German Shepherds only bite of I tell them to. The Staffies are less reliable so I wouldn’t recommend any sudden movements.”
He stood still and I got my first proper look at his face. It was John Smith, whose undistinguished appearance hid, I was sure, the soul of a conscienceless killer. I wondered what the hell he wanted, and a worm in my gut told me it wouldn’t be anything nice. I kept my voice cool and even as I addressed him.
“Mister Smith. You have some explaining to do, and I suggest you make it convincing. I dislike being followed and/or spied on.”
He spread his hands and Lew growled deep in his barrel of a chest.
“I’m sorry Mrs Beckett. I wanted only to speak to you. For preference out of the range of prying eyes.”
“Speak then.” I kept my voice coolly neutral.
“Very well. But can you call off the dogs?”
Ben appeared in the doorway behind Smith and I couldn’t help thinking how much my husband’s sneaking skills had improved under the tuition of a couple of poachers turned gamekeepers who were among our regular clientele.
“I think the dogs stay where they are until I’m satisfied your intentions towards my wife are purely friendly.” To give Smith his due, he only flinched at the deep, deep voice behind him. I’ll admit he went up in my estimation, though not far. At the same time, I marked him down as being a person not to turn my back on. This guy really was hard – a would-be would have jumped and squeaked like a teenage girl at a horror movie.
“I’m glad you’re here Mr Beckett. As to why I’m here.” He showed his teeth in a rodentine travesty of a smile. “I’m here as the bearer of sad news.” Only he didn’t sound particularly sad. “In the early hours of this morning, Amos Proudly crossed into the arms of his ancestors.”
He stopped speaking.
“And?” I prompted .
“And that leaves a vacuum at the head of his family. A vacuum his granddaughter seeks to fill.”
“What. The silly girl who makes a living by means of theft and intimidation?”
“Yes. Her.”
“But what’s that…” I hadn’t finished the question before the analytical side of my brain took over. I started again. “What it has to do with us is in the matter of making examples, isn’t it?”
“My father thinks it might be. The way he reads it, the family aren’t going to accept a female rom baro without a bloody good reason to do so. He thinks she has two options to prove herself worthy. She can start a feud with the Lovell clan, which would be as stupid as it would be dangerous, or she can go after the people she blames for her recent humiliation. I’m sent to warn you, as Tata dislikes the Proudly clan, and he likes your food very much.”
I stood the dogs down with a gesture and saw Smith’s shoulders relax.
Ben came fully into the room.
“Okay. I’ll buy that. How did you get here?”
Smith looked puzzled but answered readily enough. “My car is parked up the lane that leads to your market garden.”
Ben chuckled. “Do you remember Jed Lovell’s dog?”
“The one that makes your German Shepherds look like chihuahuas?”
“Yup. Him. He’s gonna be sitting beside your car just waiting for you to reappear.”
Smith shuddered.
“Not a dog person, are we?” I put a little bite in my voice.
“No. What do I do now?”
I let him squirm for a minute.
“I suppose we owe you for the information, so I’ll walk you to your car.” I turned my attention to the small figure seated on the floor behind the bar. “Morgan. Will you pop over to the kitchen and sort out a box of baked goods for Mr Smith senior?”
“I will. But my dad’s been listening in. Wants a word with this bloke before he fecks off.” She stood up and handed me a bright pink iPhone. “Don’t let him pinch my phone,” she said cheekily before whisking off in the direction of the kitchen.
“Her dad?” Smith attempted to sound jaunty.
“Mark Brown,” I said and handed him the phone.
He took it with the same enthusiasm as if I had handed him a live cobra.
“Where can I?”
“Just go over into one of the booths. Neither of us is interested enough to eavesdrop.”
He went, carefully sitting with his back to us. Ben put his mouth close to my ear.
“Why don’t I trust that guy?”
“Same reason I don’t. He wears too many faces,” I breathed.
The dogs didn’t trust him either, as they stayed alert even though I had stood them down.
Whatever Mark had to say didn’t take too long, and it didn’t seem to require Smith doing more than murmur agreement. When the call ended, he stood up and walked carefully back to me, handing over the phone with a wry half smile.
Morgan came across the grass with a white baked goods box in her arms.
Smith smoothed his hair and it seemed to me that he was settling back into his harmless accountant persona.
“Mister Brown seems to be a more reasonable human being than I was led to expect,” he said primly.
Morgan handed her box to Ben and poked Smith sharply in the chest. She indicated a carefully folded paper bag on top of the bakery box.
“I brought you a couple of brownies in case your old man wasn’t into sharing, but I can soon take them back if you keep on referring to my dad as if he was a bug in a pin.”
To my great surprise, Smith actually laughed. A properly amused laugh.
“Apologies Miss Brown. And point taken.”
She studied him narrowly for a moment, before lifting a shoulder.
“Okay. You get to keep the cake.”
“My thanks. And I do sincerely apologise. The patronising primness is part of my unthreatening persona. But even so…”
His voice tailed off and Morgan snorted.
“I guess it’s difficult pretending to be an ineffectual pissant, but why’d you climb down so fast?”
“I’ve got a daughter. She’s fourteen and I’d like to think she defends me like you just defended your father.”
Morgan gifted him her prettiest smile. “If you love her and she loves you, of course she do. And now, if nobody minds, I’ve work to do and you’re rather in the way.”
There will be more from Joss, Ben and their friends, courtesy of Jane Jago, next week, or you can catch up with their earlier adventures in Who Put Her In and Who Pulled Her Out.