Coffee Break Read – Destiny

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“Come forward and face your destiny.”
The voice from beneath the stag’s head mask that addressed the two warriors was, surprisingly, female.
Tiach and Kungrun obeyed, both having to bow their heads to pass under the lintel of the door. They stepped together into the booth their friends had woven from strips of willow and yew, the day before, then decorated with ribbons of brightly coloured cloth.
The unfamiliar weight of the ceremonial amber beads newly around his wrist, Tiach faced the unblinking gaze of the obsidian-eyed stag. Was he was making the right choice? All the doubts he had suppressed before rose up like taunting demons. He knew he was not supposed to look, but from the corner of his eye he could see the bearded profile of Kungrun’s face and caught the determined set of his expression.
Yes.
It was too late now for doubts.
They were committed and had to see this through. Not for themselves alone, but for those who would follow. They were the first in the clan to claim this right, but he knew they would not be the last.
The shamen was chanting and her voice rose with the smoke from the small fire of scented woods that she had lit. Both filling the booth. Then she grasped each man by the wrist with startling strength, pulling them around to face each other at last.
Feeling the smoothness of ancient bone thrust between his fingers, Tiach held his hand very still.
This was the moment.
The fragile bone that came from the breast of a long dead bird. How many had stood here before them, resolve tested by this symbolism? Who knew? But for sure it had never been two men who did so.
Taich found himself profoundly grateful that the smoke gave him every excuse for the tears in his eyes as the shamen spoke the words that bound him to his soulmate in marriage.

E.M. Swift-Hook

Corrupted Carols – One

Classic songs for the festive season, cheerfully and irreverently reimagined for you by the Working Title Blog…

(To be droned loudly and nasally to the tune of ‘Gaudete‘)

Bloody hell, bloody hell, this stuff is Latin
And we have to learn it by Christmas Day
Bloody hell, bloody hell, this stuff is Latin
And we have to learn it by Christmas Day

Tiddly tiddly, tiddly pom, tiddly tiddly tiddle
I have lost half of my brain and I need a widdle

Bloody hell, bloody hell, this stuff is Latin
And we have to learn it by Christmas Day
Bloody hell, bloody hell, this stuff is Latin
And we have to learn it by Christmas Day

Stand we all inside the choir, masters come to school us
Tempers fuggit, Dominus, smacks us with a ruler

Bloody hell, bloody hell, this stuff is Latin
And we have to learn it by Christmas Day
Bloody hell, bloody hell, this stuff is Latin
And we have to learn it by Christmas Day

Deus, homo sapiens, strange sounds with no glory
We don’t understand a word, cannot see the story

Bloody hell, bloody hell, this stuff is Latin
And we have to learn it by Christmas Day
Bloody hell, bloody hell, this stuff is Latin
And we have to learn it by Christmas Day

Puer nobis nascitur, rector angelorum
What the hell does this all mean? We could die of boredom

Bloody hell, bloody hell, this stuff is boring
But we have to sing it, on Christmas Day
Bloody hell, bloody hell, this stuff is boring
But it’s now an earworm. Won’t go away.

Coffee Break Read – Final Judgement

Imagine waking up one day unable to recall who you are or where you came from – only to find you are serving a sentence as a convict conscript for crimes you have no memory of ever committing…

Vane’s jaw tightened.
“I don’t think you understand your legal position, soldier. You are acting as if it is your right to be released. It is not.”
“The justice system of the Coalition has granted me the legal right to apply for a discharge into the community after five years service, sir, and the legal right to appeal your decision to the Criminal Rehabilitation Department tribunal if necessary. My lawyers assure me they will honour my instructions and take my case back to the CRD if it is refused here. I have already completed four lower level appeals, I will take on another if I have to.”
Vane drew a sharp breath. That came as close to a threat as he had ever heard from one of his men. It shocked him any ranker of the Special Legion knew their rights so well. Again he was left with the impression of an acute mind behind the blank green eyes and the sense of discrepancy between that and the idea of total amnesia.
“It’s still my decision, soldier. You can appeal as many times as you like and I can refuse you every time.” He snapped out the words, his tone harsh. “I can order you suppressed and retained in the Specials indefinitely, or insist your discharge is made conditional upon your enrolment into another military unit. I have the right to veto your discharge – on any grounds or none.”
Nothing. No visible response.
This was ludicrous. To turn this man lose on the streets constituted a dereliction of his duty for the protection of the community. To have allowed proceeding for Revid’s release to begin, let alone allow it to go through four appeals – had the system gone mad? Behind the holofacade Vane could see the unwelcome observer becoming agitated. More words appeared: Just do it. My responsibility. Except that was the problem. It remained his responsibility. No one could take it from him.
He shook his head to answer the observer, but he looked at Revid. The soldier’s green gaze was once more fixed into the anonymous distance, as if he had no interest in the result of this interview. Vane felt his breath escape in a sigh. The easy route would be to confirm the discharge and hope it didn’t come back to bite him. After all, every other agency involved had checked into the background. They wanted to let the discharge go ahead – and they were the ones who assessed and probed the issues deeply. They must know more than he did in this case. In theory, Vane’s only role in the entire legal process, as he had been reminded by his unwanted observer just before the interview began, was to rubber-stamp those previous procedures. Who was he to challenge the combined weight of expertise recommending this man walk free?
But something stank and Vane could not ignore it. At the end of the day, it would be his name on the discharge authorisation and if – when – something went wrong, questions would be asked. ‘I was only following orders’ remained a popular but useless defence and a ludicrous one when offered by the man in command of an entire Legion. Vane already planned on further promotion, his eyes were on the highest of military ranks, so he had no intention of allowing the risk of such a scandal jeopardising his future career. With a dismissive gesture, he closed off all the screens around him and stood up.
“Sergeant Hynas, escort this man back to barracks. He can maintain training only status for now, until my final decision is confirmed. I need to review some aspects of this application further, for administrative reasons, I want to make sure this kind of thing can’t happen again. But I am not going to approve the discharge.”
Vane said the last for Revid’s benefit. Whatever else the man might be, he was an intelligent individual, being misled by those more concerned with his rights than the rights of society. Not his fault, but it would be unfair to hold out any further false hope. Now, for the best outcome, this whole mess needed to be dismissed and Revid put back on active duty as soon as possible. The decision made, Vane felt his jaw relax. It was insanity to have imagined coming to any other conclusion.
The Sergeant saluted smartly but failed to hide a vicious grin as he turned away. If Vane’s statement impacted at all on Revid it did not show externally. The green eyes remained impassive. He responded precisely to the brusque orders given by the Sergeant and marched out of the room without any attempt at protest or appeal. The door closed, and for a moment Vane stood staring at it, lost in speculation.

From Trust A Few book one in Haruspex, the second Fortune’s Fools trilogy by E.M. Swift-Hook which is only 0.99 to buy throughout November.

Daily Drabble – Training

It was not so easy to train Jake. There was no two ways about it he was just very slow on the uptake. He’d stand there, head cocked looking a bit bemused, as if he knew there was something being asked of him but he was not quite sure what.
Meg spent the best part of two years working on training him and by the end of that time he had a pretty good understanding of ‘walkies’, ‘go pee in the garden’, ‘bed time’ ‘dinner time’ and a few other key phrases.
But Meg persisted because she loved her human.

E.M. Swift-Hook

Out Today – Dying As A Spy

Dying as a Spy by Jane Jago and E.M. Swift-Hook is out today. Dai and Julia are back and in trouble again, this time tangling with jewel thefts and secret agents…

Augustus MDCCLXXXIII Anno Diocletiani

There were, Dai decided as his two children buried him in the sand on the beach at Traeth Abermaw for the third time that day, far worse times of year to be placed on gardening leave from his job as Submagistratus of Demetae and Cornovii.
It was not that he was under real suspicion, that had been made clear several times by the Magistratus Domina Agrippina Julius Valerius Apollinara, but the fact remained that Caeso Maol had been an acquaintance of his and he had not only been the one to find the body, but he had also been in the next room when the murder took place and so it was simply a matter of propriety and perception (her exact words) that Dai should be kept out of the gaze of both the public and officialdom whilst his wife Julia, who happened to be the other Submagistratus of Demetae and Cornovii, found out who had actually done it.
However, just because he was not involved in the investigation did not mean that, up to his neck in sand, arms behind his head, he could not spend some time considering it. The murder had taken place at an informal gathering of some of the well to do men of Viriconium. Dai had gone along as the guest of Paulus Vinicius Cato, a lawyer friend, who had virtually begged him to be there in order to make a gods-awful social commitment into something bearable.
“You can not imagine what these dos are like,” Paulus had told him on the drive to the baths, “everyone trying to both show off how wonderful and independently successful they are and all at the same time trying to get the support of others for whatever their present pet project in self-promotion might be. I have to attend as half my clients go.”
Dai could imagine, and had imagined, and had been close to making some careful social excuse to avoid the misery right at the last minute, but Paulus was a good friend and it was not a bad notion anyway for Dai to mix a bit with the kind of community that were attending.
They were almost exclusively Romano-British, with names that reflected the fact. Most had the defensive pride which many non-native Romans developed, seeing themselves one step up from their British neighbours, but never quite able to feel they were fully equal to a Roman citizen from Italia itself. And, to be fair, Dai knew that was not entirely their own fault. He, too, straddled that boundary and grappled with being seen as too Roman by the British and too British by the Romans. But he was fortunate in that his family was one that carried a lot of respect in the area and he had good friends in Rome, being married to a woman the Praetor regarded as a foster sister.
But for those without such advantages allowing them to maintain and deepen their connections in both directions, being Romano-British put them into an uncomfortable middle ground and, as a group, they tended to keep together.
That evening’s gathering reflected a painful awareness of their cultural insecurity. It was held at the baths in Viriconium and then was to include a meal at Aureum Anatisa, the Golden Duck, a very expensive caupona, on the banks of the river. The Duck was one of less than a handful of exclusive sub aquila places in Viriconium, a building where the eagle above the entrance declared it was reserved exclusively for Citizens. But, ironically, the Duck was renowned for its excellent British menu. Dai had a feeling that the owners had cleverly, and cynically, carved their niche, by playing on the insecurities of these cross-culture families.
He had no opportunity to find out though, because whilst they were all having a post bathe massage before heading to the caupona, a scream from one of the staff had shattered his relaxation. The woman was screaming because there was blood trickling out from a changing cubicle and when Dai had pulled the door open, the body of Caeso Maol had literally fallen into his arms.
There would have been no suspicion of Dai at all had he not needed to use the urinal and left the main party for a few minutes shortly before the body was discovered. Which meant, in theory, he could have had time to kill poor Caeso. It did not help that earlier Caeso had been regalling the company as they sat in the hot room with tales from his schooldays—schooldays he had shared with Dai as they had happened to be in the same class—and not all the stories had been that complimentary to Dai, who had been a rather shy and studious nerd at that time.
So, expressing her profound regret at having to do so, the Magistratus had told Dai to take paid leave of absence and enjoy the summer sunshine and his children’s company until the matter had been resolved.
He had decamped for the week to Traeth Abermaw taking his daughter, five year old Aelwen and her three year old brother, Rhodri together with their nursemaid, Luned and a discreet individual called Duggan—though whether that was his first or last name Dai was not entirely certain. The Magistratus had insisted on Duggan accompanying them to ensure their security. Dai had initially objected seeing no reason to have a bodyguard on a family holiday in the place where he himself had spent many happy such as a child, but Pina had simply knitted her brows and given him a stern look.
“Until we know what went on,” she told him in a tone that was filled with the gravitas of her Imperial heritage, “we have no idea whether your being a witness might place you at an additional risk.”
He could not argue that and to be fair to Duggan, the man was so little in evidence that Dai sometimes wondered if he had neglected his duty altogether and sloped off to the nearest taberna. So he was a bit surprised when he heard Luned say the man’s name and opened his eyes to see the compactly muscular, steel eyed Duggan looking down at him.
“Someone named Cartival, dominus, says he knows you.”
Dai tried to sit up, but the sand the children had packed firmly around him did not give way.
“Er—yes, that’s Bryn,” he said quickly, feeling acutely embarrassed to be stuck immobile in the sand. “Bryn Cartival is indeed a friend of mine. Thank you, Duggan.”
The man gave a terse nod and Dai was sure there was a grin breaking out as he turned away, but perhaps that was just his own humiliation.
By the time Bryn had strolled over, carrying five dripping ice creams, Dai had managed to free himself from the beach, with the enthusiastic assistance of his two children and was dusting down the damp sand with a towel.

Dying as a Spy is out now so you can snag your copy and keep reading!

Glossary of Latin and Other Terms
Please note these are not always accurate translations, they are how these terms are used in Dai and Julia’s world.
caupona – an inn or hotel
Demetae and Cornovii – Wales and several English Midland counties including Shropshire
domin-a/us – Ma’am/Sir. Used to superiors both in rank and social status
Italia – we would call it Italy
magistratus – senior official with legal jurisdiction over an area
sub aquila – literally ‘under the eagle’. An eagle above the entrance of any building means it is Citizen access only – aside for those who might work there of course
submagistratus – a more junior official with legal jurisdiction over an area, under the authority of a magistratus
taberna – pub/bar
Traeth Abermaw – we would call it Barmouth Beach
Viriconium – we would call it Wroxeter. The area capital of Demetae and Cornovii

Daily Drabble – Glee

Hannah had never really understood glee, being a woman of a stolid and uncomplaining disposition.
She and Amos had rubbed along fairly well for twenty years. Until…
Until his city cousin visited, bringing white skin and soft hands to a place where women were burned dark by the sun and had no time to polish their nails.
For a while the girl tolerated Amos following her as if she was a bitch on heat. When she had enough of his clumsy gallantry and turned to spit furious contempt in his face, Hannah watched gleefully and rather enjoyed the unaccustomed emotion.

©Jane Jago

Sunday Serial – The Pirate and the Don – 4

A brutal fantasy tale of piracy, friendship, romance and revenge on the high seas…

Mary took the high road over the tables and chairs and Jack went underneath. Even then they almost missed their quarry who was trying for the back door. He was fast, but they were annoyed and while Mary caught the fleeing man’s throat in one big hand, Jack had a very sharp knife about a hair’s breadth from his wedding tackle.
Their captive tried for jaunty. “Mary. Jack. Good to see you. But I’m late for a very important appointment. Gotta run.”
Mary shook him in very much the manner of a terrier with a rat.
“You’re gonna hafta be late then, ye dirty little killer. Maybe permanently late. Why don’t you tell us what you are doing here. And why you were running away.”
“Umm. Ummm.” One-Eye Sam looked from face to face carefully meeting neither set of eyes. “I’m just visiting.” But he didn’t sound convincing.
“How much? How much were you offered to kill me.” The very quietness of Jack’s voice would have warned even a dead man that he was in trouble. “How much gold did it take to make you forget you owe me, Sam?”
“I didn’t. I wasn’t. I wouldn’t…” He looked from face to face again, and saw no sign of his innocent pose being believed. He stopped cringing and sneered. “Don’t try and tell me you wouldn’t have done the same for ten thousand gold pieces.”
Mary spat on the floor at Sam’s feet. “I don’t reckon Jack’s got anything he wants to say to you, you bloody ingrate. So I’ll tell you. Of course he wouldn’t betray you for money. Now see if you can think of anything you might have to say that will buy you your life.”
Sam squirmed under the weight of her contempt. “I got nothing,” he muttered, “just an hidalgo with more money than hair who seems to blame Jack for the death of his brother. Jack and the girl.”
“What girl?”
“The one the brother was drinking. According to Don Esteban, har must have been an impostor or this brother would’ve been unkillable. Only he can’t find her.”
“And nobody else has looked?” Jack’s voice had a considerable number of sharp edges about it and Sam winced.
“Oh. They’re looking all right. Figure she’ll be a lot easier to kill than you. Trouble is she is well hid. So I comes here. Reasoning you could be meat in the pot before you even knew I was around. And if it hadn’t been for that thrice-damned bird.”
“Yeah,” Mary said genially, “there is that. Fortunes of war, wouldn’t you say Jack?”
Jack nodded and Mary grinned evilly into Sam’s now terrified face.
“What do we do with this little piece of excrement?” She wondered aloud before turning her attention to a table occupied by a group of yellow-haired men with muscles on their muscles. “Oy Sven. You wanna lend a girl your axe?”
“No, Mary. I do not.” The man who spoke must have been around seven feet tall and as wide as two normal men. His voice was thick and guttural, although he sounded kindly disposed towards the female pirate with the flaming red hair. “Why do you want an axe?”
“One-Eye Sam’s been a silly boy and I thought it might be nice to try my hand at beheading. I hear it’s a skill.”
Sam fainted and one of the other berserkers at Sven’s table sniggered before saying something in an undervoice.
Sven’s beard split to display a great many large, white teeth as he laughed loud and long. He smote his compatriot on the shoulder – it was a friendly blow, but one that would quite probably have felled an ox.
“Odin here reminds me that we have need of a cabin boy. We were going to have to set sail without, but if you have no use for Sam.”
Mary looked at the unconscious figure she was still grasping. “You sure Sven? He ain’t precisely a boy, and he ain’t very pretty.”
“He will do.”
“In that case he’s all yours. But I think he’s pissed himself.”
Sven’s teeth showed through the forest of his beard again. He ambled over and picked up the small assassin in one hand.
“We will keep him out of mischief for you.”
Sven passed the unconscious assassin to the youngest of his men, who grinned evilly before ticking the new ‘cabin boy’ under his arm and heading for the door.
Mary grinned. “Thanks, Sven.”
“My pleasure. And if you ever change your mind, my offer is still open.”

Jane Jago

There will be more from Bony Mary and her crew next week…

Dividing Line

Be careful where you draw the line that marks out ‘us’ and ‘them’
The line that cuts those you approve from those that you condemn.
For many who you banish to the far side of that line
Will share with you more qualities than those you did define.
And every time you draw to cut out what you disapprove
You also many other great attributes thus remove
You may condemn a person, a group, a crowd, a throng
Just because one single thing they hold you see as wrong.
But others draw their lines as well and something you once said
Might make them put you on the other side of ‘us’ instead
And those you feel are on your side of your dividing line
Might think that you do not belong and even so opine
When you allow ‘us’ and ‘them’ your worldview to be
That line defines just who you are and cuts you off from ‘we’.

E.M. Swift-Hook

Weekend Wind Down – Widowhood

When Alice Lancaster woke up on the morning of her twenty-third day of widowhood, she felt as if she had somehow pulled herself out of an uncomprehending fog, and into the pitiless brightness of sunlight. Although this awakening sharpened the pain she welcomed it as a sign of returning life. Alaric was gone and she had to somehow create an existence without him. She dressed herself in the unbecoming clothes that were all she currently owned, and frowned at her reflection.
During an uncomfortable morning, being watched by her husband’s family, Alice considered her options. She could remain in the family home, under the eye of Alaric’s mother, who disliked her, and his brother who liked her rather more than was comfortable. She could go back to her father’s house, but she now had a stepmother younger than herself. Or. She could stand on her own two feet.
None of it appealed, but striking out on her own, although both frightening and confusing, felt like the least of a fistful of evils. Tapping her fingernails against the wooden arm of her chair, she thought grim thoughts. Mother-in-law turned a perfectly coiffed head, atop a long neck decorated, as always, with a six-strand pearl choker – whose ruby clasp shone almost as balefully as Mama’s basilisk stare.
“Will you stop making that infernal noise!”
As this was nominally Alice’s sitting room, it would have been both easy and satisfying to snap back. But she didn’t; instead, she got up and left the room. Picking up her coat and handbag, she walked out of the front door, past the hovering porter, and down to the street corner where she hailed a taxi.
“Where to, love?”
“Hildebrand and Watkins on the Strand, please.”
When the cab dropped her outside the scrupulously whitened office steps, her courage almost failed her, but the thought of ‘Mama’s’ cold gooseberry green gaze stiffened her spine. The stiffly coiffured receptionist spared barely a glance for the hatless young woman who came in so timidly.
“Visitors by appointment only,” she barked.
For some reason, this rudeness emboldened Alice far more than kindness would have and she stalked over to a handsome door that bore the name Augustus Hildebrand LLB. She tapped twice and walked in, leaving the receptionist gobbling like a turkey in her wake.
The man at the desk looked up from his newspaper. His incipient frown changed to a smile.
“Hello, Uncle Gus,” she said softly.
“My dear Alice. Come in, sit down, and tell me how I can help you.”
Alice went to one of the wing chairs beside the fireplace and folded into its cushioned embrace. Her host wrinkled his forehead before going out to reception. His deep voice contrasted with the receptionist’s staccato counterpoint but she was too weary to even try to make out what was being said. Instead, she laid her head against the snowy whiteness of the old-fashioned antimacassar and let her thoughts drift. When she came back to herself, her mother’s only surviving brother was in the other fireside chair watching her with concerned eyes. She summoned a smile for him.
“They told me,” he said, “that you didn’t want to see me.”
“Oh. Which ‘they’ would that have been? Mother-in-law and baby brother?”
He nodded. “I rather think they are hoping to keep you under their thumbs.”
Alice pushed her hair away from her face with a shaking hand. “I’m beginning to think that myself. However, ‘Mama’ can’t resist pinching and poking at me. Thinks that because I won’t argue she can push me around. Only she can’t. And today, it came to me that I have had enough.”
“So, you came to me.”
“I’m sorry for that. If it’s going to cause trouble I will go.”
He held up a hand. “Don’t be silly. We aren’t living in the dark ages. They have no hold on you. You are of age. And besides which, even if there was trouble, you are all I have left of my dear sister so I would help you anyway.”
Tears pricked the back of her eyes. “Alaric always said I should come to you if anything happened to him.”
He smiled and his face lightened. “What took you so long then?”
“I had to get over the shock of losing him first. I rather thought he was immortal, you know.”
“He always behaved like he thought he was immortal too.”
“Maybe he did.” She sighed. “Maybe he did.”
Uncle Gus remained quiet for a while, then spoke gently. “What can I do to help you?”
“I need somewhere to live. I decided just now that I cannot spend another moment in that house.”
She waited for him to tell her not to be dramatic and to just go home and get on with it. But he didn’t. Instead, he nodded his leonine head.
“We can’t do much about finding you a home today, and I’m not exactly set up to receive guests.”
His cheeks pinked, and Alice laughed.
“Do we have a young lady in residence Uncle Gus?”
“She isn’t that young, and she’d be very insulted to be called a lady.”
“I’d like to meet her, then. She sounds as if she would be the perfect antidote to the stultifying pretended gentility of Alaric’s dreadful Mama.”
His bark of delighted amusement made Alice feel much better about herself. When he stopped chuckling, he looked at her for what seemed like an age.
“If you really mean that, then by all means come and stay with us. You would certainly be safe under Gabriella’s wing.”
“Safe?”
Uncle Gus sobered.“Yes, Alice, safe from the machinations of a woman who is already hinting that Alaric’s untimely death has left you mentally unbalanced.”

From Alice’s Choice by Jane Jago

Unloved Chapel

Nobody prays here now, she said
The altar candles are long dead
Nobody breaks the communal bread
And the music plays no more
Nobody hears the children cry
Nobody remembers quite why they died
Nobody cleans the brass with pride
And the wind whistles under the door
Nobody loves this place she said
As her lily white hands smoothed the hair on her head
The roof’s only left because there’s no lead
And the music plays no more
Nobody sees me or looks at my face
Nobody thinks that I died in disgrace
Nobody cares for the ghosts in this place
And the wind whistles under the door
There is no praise for the lord or the beast
Nobody remembers the men from the east
While the stones cry dry tears for want of a priest
And the music plays no more

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