A Bite of… Joanne Van Leerdam

Joanne Van Leerdam is a poet, blogger, writer, thinker, puzzler, teacher, traveller, photographer and generally nice person. Despite having lived all her life in Australia, she has, thus, far, avoided being killed or consumed by any of the deadly wildlife, which is probably a good thing.  Other than Australia, Canada is her favourite place in the world.

Q1: What are your favourite, out of the ordinary, words in the English language and why?

 I love the word “defenestrate”. It sounds dirty, but it means to toss someone or something out the window. More than once, I have had this exact conversation:

Me: “Defenestration is too good for him.”
Them: “Why?”
Me: “The building isn’t tall enough.”

 I also love the word “obmutescence”. It means stubborn silence.

My other favourite, which I use fairly regularly at home because the child who occasionally lives with me is the epitome of the word: “tatterdemalion”. It means shabby, ragged or unkempt. Do you remember how Pigpen in the Peanuts cartoons used to generate dirt and mess everywhere he went? He has nothing on this kid.

Q2: Which famous fictional character would you most like to be and why?

Elizabeth Bennet. Because… Mr Darcy.
And also because I’m sure Pemberly had a magnificent library.

Q3: Coffee or chocolate and why?

Yes, please. I refuse to choose. Each should be in a food group of their own, at the “eat most” end of that pyramid thing. Add pizza too, while you’re at it.

In addition to writing powerful, thought-provoking poetry and short-but-incredibly meaningful stories, Joanne Van Leerdam keeps teens enthralled in her senior high school English, History and Drama/Peformance classes. She is an active member and performer in her local theatre company and has directed high school musicals for ten years.  

 Her poetry is contemporary, sensual, moody and easy to read - and it will get you in the feelings. Her horror fiction is deliciously creepy and macabre, and should not be read in a graveyard unless you're incredibly brave. Joanne has also written two "reimagined" fairy tales, published in a fabulous collection with stories by five other writers.

You can find Joanne on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr and her own website.

Coffee Break Read – Between

If ever a woman was between two unwanted destinies…

I was sitting astride one of the sturdy roof supports of the smithy with my back against the warm stone of the forge chimney, listening to two men discussing my future.

One was William Smith, a brawny giant of a man who was making nails as he spoke. The other was the Puritan gentleman who now owned my family home.
“Nobody,” the dark-clad man was saying, “is able, or willing, to tell me where I might find the daughter of the house.”
“I shouldn’t think they know,” William’s bass rumble held a thread of amusement.
“And you, master Smith, would you tell me if you knew?”
“That would depend.”
The man rounded on him angrily. “I could turn you out in the streets and have you whipped from the village for your insolence.”
“You could try, but I own this smithy free and clear, and I’m not a man easy to intimidate.”
They stared each other in the eyes for a long moment, and it was the Parliamentarian who looked away first.
“No harm will come to the girl of my doing. I would marry the chit, or, if she will not, her father is alive in the Low Countries with others of his party.”
William made a deep humming noise. “So, the girl must either marry a man she has never set eyes on before, or she must leave her home to follow a father who is as like as not to lose her in a game of cards. Not a lot of choice.”
The dark gent ground his teeth. “Do I not know that? But it is the best I can offer.”
There was a long moment of silence broken only by the musical ring of hammer on anvil as William beat iron into nails.
“And what if there was another way?”
“I am listening.”
“The girl is as wild as one of her father’s hawks. She is not one to be tamed by any man. Marry her against her will and you would spend your life looking behind you. Let her be. It may be that you could come to know her that way and in time.”
“She doesn’t have time. The family of her father’s second wife has designs on her person.”
“Why?”
“For the same reason her father wants her. Money.”
“Money?”
“Aye. The girl is wealthy in her own right and there are many who would use that wealth.”
“Including yourself,” William’s voice was full of contempt.
“Yes. But at least I would use it to address the neglect of her home and it’s acreage. And I would be kind.”
William studied him then shrugged his massive shoulders. He threw the last nail into the bucket and shifted his head to look up to my perch.
“What do you think, Miss Henrietta? Will you marry? Or will you go to your father? Or…”
He held up his arms and I jumped into them before turning to look into the narrow, dark face of the man I was to spend the next fifty years married to.

© jane jago 2017

Reviews of ‘the Dragon Lady’ by Angelique S Anderson

The Dragon Lady by Angelique S Anderson

This is quite a ride. Steampunk, meets dragon lore, meets romance. A tomboy heroine. A magical watch. A bad lord – and a yummy one. Being in love with your best friend’s fiancé. And dragons. This book has it all…

When Wylie’s father dies she discovers a strange device hidden in his bed, and that’s when the adventure begins. In trying to save her home from being razed to the ground Wylie begins to understand just what she could become. She discovers that she may lose the love of her life in order to fulfil her destiny. Which way will she jump?

All of this is set against a backdrop of nineteenth-century London, a backdrop that is well researched and well written, and doesn’t seek to sugar coat the dirt or the danger to be found on the streets.

Highly recommended.

Jane Jago

 

A Perfectly Charming Tale Where Steampunk Meets Dragons

‘A dragon emblem took up the entirety of the front, and its wings opened to reveal the watch face.’

When Wylie’s father dies, little does she know what she has inherited from him. The pocket watch she finds turns out to hold more than sentimental value. Which is as well because her best friend’s father is trying to throw Wylie and her fellow residents out of their homes – oh and the man she loves is her best friend’s fiance. This wonderfully tangled human triangle is set in a steampunk alternative version of 19th Century London – but a steampunk with dragons!

The cover of this book is one of the most eye-catching and attractive I have seen for a long time. I am normally not a fan of the ‘headless torso’ style, but that is because that torso is usually mostly naked. This cover seems to excel by throwing the emphasis onto the dress, style and atmosphere – and if captures it perfectly.

‘The great airship parade had all of lower London mafficking about like a herd of wild horses.’

The book is written in an odd, slightly naive, style with wonderful archaic dialect words like ‘lollygagging’ and places with names like Lugwallow sprinkled into the text to give it a kind of alien quaintness. The story progresses for most of the time at a sharp clip and has some unexpected twists along the way. The characters are all delightfully painted and I especially liked Quincy!

The story is a marvellous mix of adventure and love story, with a tale of friendship, trust and betrayal woven in. The world it is set in seems very real, even if the supernatural morality is a little confused – more on that in a bit. The tale told has a warmth and feel-good sense to it and is usually well-paced to keep the reader engaged and turning pages. I really wanted to know how it would end – and was gasping alongside Wylie at the twist…

“The whole essence of humanity is inherently evil as a matter of fact.”

On the downside though, there is a very dry journal section that gives an overlong chunk of exposition in the middle of the book, which I felt could have been shortened considerably as it really slows the whole of the story down and takes us away from the key events. My other major gripe is with the morality. Firstly the assertion made by Wylie’s mentor that humans are inherently evil – I beg to differ. In fact, having stated this, the book then gives it the lie by the warm-hearted and loving behaviour of so many of the characters – even one who should be the personification of evil!

Then it says that good and evil have to be ‘balanced’. This is often used in YA fiction and never makes any sense to me. The argument goes that good and evil must both happen equally and one must not be allowed to happen more than the other. So, if I torture this innocent puppy to death you can then help those ten little old ladies across the road. If I didn’t torture that puppy, you couldn’t help them, as that would be unbalanced good. The book offers no reason for why unbridled good would be a bad thing – probably because it clearly would not be.

But I can forgive this book all that. Because this is a book that is wonderfully sweet without any saccharine, has lashings of charm, a story that draws you in and a heroine who you care about passionately before you have finished the first chapter. Oh – and it has dragons! I loved it!

The Dragon Lady is the first in The Dracosinum Tales series of books by Angelique S Anderson

Kindness

I am old and I have a few thoughts
About living the way that we ought
About kindness to all
Whether tiny or tall
And making the planet less fraught

© jane jago 2018

Author Feature: From ‘Darkly Dreaming’ by Chloe Hammond

Described by readers as ‘a gripping read’, ‘modern and funny’ and ‘dark and
seductive’ Darkly Dreaming by Chloe Hammond is a literary exploration into a sinister world where vampires lurk in our shadows.

It is dark by the time we get back to the hotel. The night porter pouffs, but otherwise ignores us, so we scuttle guiltily past, aware that the days of being able to charm middle-aged foreign men with our drunken antics seem to be over. Before I go to our room, I pop in to check on Melanie and Liz one last time. I guiltily notice that in my rush to get downstairs to apologise to the freaky people outside earlier, I hadn’t locked their door. Their lights are off so there is only the light from the hallway behind me to illuminate the room as I walk towards Lizzie. I quickly scan the room to see if anything has been moved while we were out, looking for evidence that either of them has been up and about. The curtains have been drawn, but not properly, so I can see the window is still open a crack. Liz’s covers are off her again, and she is lying on her back. At first I take this as a good sign, but there is something slack about her face that causes my heart to tug and stomach to freeze, even before my conscious mind has absorbed the information that she is dead.

I know most people would scream now, but I don’t scream when I’m really scared; I freeze. My hand covers my mouth and my eyes feel like they are popping out of my head. My other arm wraps around my waist, holding myself together. Layla is standing behind me in the doorway. Seeing me freeze, she kicks the door closed and flicks the light on.

‘What?’ she hisses. She has the same instinct to secrecy as me, until we’ve assessed a crisis and decided on our action, we go quiet. As the fluorescent light hums and flickers and finally snaps on, Melanie, face twisted beyond all recognition, rises shrieking from her bed and flies at Layla, latching onto her and burying her face into Layla’s neck. For an instant I think that she’s been terrified by whatever has happened to Lizzie, but Layla is screaming and gurgling and stumbling around trying to push her off. I realise she is tearing at the side of Layla’s throat with her teeth.

For an agonising moment I am transfixed in horror and terror until, in slow motion, I power myself across the room as my friend falls to her knees. I seem to grow as I move, as the decision for fight not flight fills me. I grab Melanie’s hair at the scruff of the neck and wrap it around my wrist, with my other hand I grip her face under the chin and rip it away from Layla’s neck. She slides her chin,  slippery with Layla’s blood, lower in my grip and sinks her teeth into the pad of flesh at the base of my thumb, as I spin her up and away from Layla.

I smash the side of her face into the wall and then smear it across, over to the window, pulling my hand away from her mouth and throwing my weight into her back so I am behind her and pushing as she reaches the window frame. The window flies further open under our weight and her top half tips out. I almost topple with her, but I pull back in time. Without even thinking, I jerk back and down, snatch up her feet and flip her up and out of the window, turning my back quickly so I won’t have to watch her fall.

Bent double and panting, my eyes lock with Layla’s where she lies on the floor. Wordlessly I stand, close the window, and help her up. Slipping my arm under her shoulder, I support her out of the room, pulling the door closed behind me.

‘What the fuck do we do now?’ I gasp as I drag her into our room. She is staggering, barely able to walk. I am speaking to myself; I don’t expect an answer. All I can think is: I’ve just killed someone. I’ve just killed someone, round and round in my head. The vision of Melanie’s feet flipping out through the window is all I can think about. I know Layla is injured and I need to get her help, but I seem stuck and disconnected, like I am watching myself play a role in a drama from a thousand miles away. Picking up the phone is beyond me.

‘Nothing. You do nothing,’ says a voice from behind me.

As interested in our heroines’ emotional changes as their physical transformations, the story leads you through their infection, transformation, and difficult adaption to their strange new life. We experience their hopes and compromises, heartbreaks and rage as deeply as they do. A modern gothic, these vampires aren't the undead, they have been infected by a virus and undergone as physical changes as radical as a butterfly does during metamorphosis. These vampires are as beguiling, cruel and fatal as cats, and just as irresistible.

Non-Kindle users can find Darkly Dreaming here. Find out more on Facebook or Chloe Hammond's Website.

 

 

A Bite of… Chloe Hammond

Chloe Hammond is happily married and has been for twelve years. She lives with her husband in little house in the Welsh seaside town of Barry, with great views over the fair and out to sea. They have two rescue dogs, Bonnie and Bella and a fat and fluffy cat called Coco, who is almost as clumsy as her owner. Chloe is the author of the Darkly Vampire series.

1. Who is your favourite literary vampire and why?

I don’t really have a favourite literary vampire oddly enough. I don’t really enjoy the modern ‘Mills and Boons with fangs and a fight’ style vampire novels that seem to be everywhere. I loved Anne Rice and Poppy Z Brite’s novels when I was a teenager but I feel like I’ve out grown them now. It’s one of the reasons I wrote Darkly Dreaming, I wanted a vampire novel that reflected who I am now, with my youthful exuberance exhausted, but the experience of years adding to who I am. I do like good quality vampire T.V though, and my favourite vampire at the moment is definitely Cassidy from Preacher. I love him- funny, imperfect, loyal. My kind of character. Rae would definitely get a little crush.

2. If you had an evening completely to yourself what would you do?

I love evenings when my husband is working late, but don’t tell him I said that. I snuggle on the sofa with our rescue dogs, Bella and Bonnie, and my cat Coco. Once I am snugly cocooned under a pile of pets, I play some acoustic folk over Spotify and do and hour or so’s writing. Best trick I’ve learned is to stop writing while I still have something to say, this way it’s easy to pick back up tomorrow. Once I’ve done my writing I’ll either read for a while, or stick one of the series I enjoy but he doesn’t, like iZombie, or Hemlock Grove. Bliss.

3. What exotic pet would you be most interested in owning and why?

I have a dream of moving somewhere warm. I love the sun, although it doesn’t love me. I have Irish skin- red hair and freckles, so I have been known to burn on Barry Island in February. So I like to sit in the shade and look at the sun, especially the sun on water. It stills something in my soul and lets me breathe.
However, most warm places have snakes. I do not like snakes. It’s not fear, fear I can overcome, it’s a more complicated version of repulsion and disgust. Therefore I would love a couple of mongooses. Cute, cuddly little creatures that turn into deadly snake defying ninjas at the site of a slithery tail.

 

Born in Liverpool, Chloe Hammond grew up in West Wales. The family didn’t have a television, so she was forced to overcome her difficulties with the written word, and books became her escape of choice. She quickly became addicted. Chloe studied Behavioural Sciences at the University of Glamorgan but pestered her lecturers to be allowed some modules of Creative Writing.

After university, she embarked on an all-encompassing vocation in support work. For twenty years Chloe worked with the homeless, refugees, vulnerable women, and disadvantaged teenagers.

She always planned to write- life just got in the way. Then Chloe found herself losing her joie de vivre, she was diagnosed with anxiety and depression. She needed to completely change her life, and she needed to be open about her diagnosis. Usually very self-sufficient, she refused to give the depression the isolation it craves. She feared judgement, but instead, she discovered gentle compassion and support. Chloe finally made time to write again. Writing soothes and grounds her; exhilarates and stimulates her. Her background in support work allows her great insight into personalities and flavours her multi-faceted and imperfect characters.

You can find Chloe on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Linkedin, Google+, Goodreads and her own website.

Sunday Serial – XVII

At twelve-forty-five the camper was making its dignified way through suburban Brighton. Anna was driving, and Sam could feel Bill vibrating with excitement beside him.
“Can you pass my jumper, Sam?”
Sam made a long arm and dropped the scarlet wool into the little boy’s lap.
“Need a cuddle?” he asked casually.
“Yes please.”
Sam put a comforting arm around Bill’s small body.
“When we get to your house, shall Anna and Rod and me get out of the camper, and let you have five minutes with Mummy and Daddy?”
“Would you?”
“Yeah. Course we will won’t we. Rod?”
“Of course.”
“Anna?”
“Sure. We’ll go talk to your brothers.”
Bill relaxed a bit but carried on rubbing his face in the softness of the jumper.
Rod fished out the battered phone.
“Jim. We’re five minutes out. You and Pats need to have a quiet five in the camper with Bill before he greets the rest. OK. See you.”

They rolled into the wide driveway of Jim and Patsy’s rather lovely home. Two figures waited impatiently, and the camper had barely drawn to a halt when they leapt aboard. Jim had his son in his arms in an instant. He buried his face in the curly hair, and Patsy had her arms around both of them. Anna, Sam, Rod and Bonnie jumped out of the camper, leaving Bill and his parents to have their reunion in private. At the front door, a tall young man was using his body to keep his siblings inside.
“Yo Jamie,” Rod said “you having trouble with Shitface and Dickhead?”
“Not now I’m not,” Jamie’s grin echoed Rod’s.
“Manners you lot,” Anna said. “This is Sam Henderson. Doctor Sam. He’s a mate of Rod’s, so I wouldn’t imagine he’ll tolerate much crap…”
The lad in the doorway held out his hand.
“Jamie. Pleased to meet you.”
Sam shook hands.
“Likewise.”
The twins surged forward.
“Matt and Cy. You looked after Bill didn’t you?” Sam nodded. “So we guess that means we are pleased to meet you.”
Sam grinned. “Shall we all suspend judgement?”
The twins grinned back. “Yeah.”
Finally, a small boy with curious round eyes pushed his way out from between Matt’s legs.
“Hello,” he said, “I’m Charlie.”
Sam crouched down to his level.
“Hello Charlie. I’m Sam. I’ve heard a lot about you.”
“Me and asking questions?”
“Maybe. Plus you being Bill’s best friend. You been worried about him?”
“Some. Is he all right?”
“Mostly. He’ll have some wobbles. But if you are all kind and understanding he’ll get through it.”
Charlie regarded him fixedly for a moment.
“Oh. We’ll all be kind. Won’t we?” He turned a beady eye on his tall brothers.
Cy ruffled his hair.
“Yes tiddler. We’ll be kind. You have our promise. And Jamie’s always kind.”

Rod scooped Charlie up into his arms.
“I hear you are coming north to see the midnight sun with me and Bill.”
“Yes please. If you don’t mind.”
“Course we don’t. We want you. Just as long as you don’t expect me to know stuff…”
Charlie giggled delightedly.
“I won’t. If I get bored I can always read your tattoos.”
Rod slung the small boy over his shoulder so his head hung down.
“Cheeky monkey.”

At this point Bonnie decided to take a hand, or a paw, in proceedings. She ambled over, grabbed Matt’s trouser leg in her mouth and shook it firmly. He bent over and stroked the silky head.
“You feeling left out Bon Bon?”
She wagged her tail in a pleased manner, and all the boys made much of her. Anna laughed.
“They all met Bonnie before I did,” she explained to Sam. “Patsy bought her and trained her as a present for me when my collie, Florence, died.”
“That’s what Mummy does,” Charlie said, “she trains dogs.”
“And sons…” Rod said.
“I try to train sons.” The voice came from behind Sam’s left shoulder.
He turned to find himself looking into the bluest eyes he had ever seen.
“You must be Patsy.”
“For my sins. I see you have met my sons. I hope they will all remember that this family owes you.”
Sam held up his hand.
“No debts” he said firmly. “I’m a doctor. I swore an oath. So. Please don’t embarrass me by imagining you owe me anything.”
Before Patsy had a chance to say anything, Jamie spoke up.
“Leave it Mum. You have to let people have their own pride like you expect them to let you have yours.”
She looked into her son’s eyes for a long moment.
“You are so much like your dad it’s scary. Well, can I just give him a hug?”
Jamie shrugged and grinned.
“Not up to me.”
Sam opened his arms and Patsy walked into his embrace. She rested her blonde head on his shoulder for a moment.
“Can I at least say thanks for the jumper? It was a master stroke. Gave him something to cling to without feeling cissy.”
“Yeah. I’m quite proud of that idea, though I’ll admit that it started out as just something to keep him warm. Then the Eau Sauvage coincidence kicked in and I realised it could be a symbol as well.”
Matt spoke for the twins.
“Even we get that. Something to hold on to must’ve been very important to him…”
Charlie climbed out of Rod’s arms and shinned down his leg. He went to his mother and looked up into her face.
“It’ll be all right Mummy. I’ll look after Bill.”
She bent down and kissed him on both rosy cheeks.
“You do that my lovey. You do that.”
“Here they come” Anna smiled as Jim jumped out of the camper with Bill clinging to his back like a giggling monkey.
When they arrived, Bill pulled himself together.
“Daddy. This is my friend Sam.”
“Pleased to meet you, Sam.”
“Likewise, I’m sure. It’s a pleasure to meet Bill’s parents. Like it was a pleasure to meet Bill.”
“Aw shucks,” Bill grinned cheekily.
“Didn’t somebody say something about food?’ Rod said plaintively. ‘I think I might be fading away…”
Everybody laughed, and they went inside to eat Patsy’s excellent soup and fresh bread.

The next few days flew by. Bill managed remarkably well, and wobbles were few and far between. Sam began to understand the rest of the Cracksman clan. He discovered that old world courtesy wasn’t just Bill’s thing, it was bred into the whole family, where it sat, sometimes uncomfortably, alongside enormous intelligence, and a tendency to organise anyone who stood still long enough to let it happen. He watched with concealed amusement as the arrangements for the young ones holidays got made with ruthless efficiency.  He was less amused by how Patsy seemed to take it as her right to tell Anna what to do. Anna saw him noticing, and shrugged her elegant shoulders. He grinned.

And then it was time to for him to get back to Cheltenham, and his work. He made Patsy and Jim promise to contact him if they had any worries about Bill. He hugged Bill and Charlie. He bumped fists with Jamie and the twins. Rod was driving him home, so he threw his bags into the back of a black truck with flames painted on the side, before going in search of Anna.
“You remember I asked for your number?”
She looked at him for a very long moment before nodding and handing him a small pasteboard card.
“I’ll call you when I get home,” he said before swinging himself up into the cab of Rod’s truck. Rod grinned and gunned the engine, so they swept out in a cloud of gravel and burning rubber.
“Don’t say a word,” Sam warned.
“Wasn’t going to,” Rod grinned.

Jane Jago

Love

Love’s not all swings and butterflies
There’s blood, and sweat and tears
There’s compromise, apologise
And learn to face your fears
There’s days when it’s the hardest thing
You’ll ever have to do
Times when loving bites so hard
It scrapes your heart in two
There is a balance to be found
Between the good and bad
A guiding hand that braces you
As you confront the sad
And living as you learn to love
Learn how to give your whole
You may have luck to find the place
Where love protects your soul

©️jane jago 2018

Weekend Wind Down – Convict

This is an extract taken from the opening of Trust a Few the first book of Haruspex Trilogy, part two of  Fortune's Fools.

“You have no idea what you are letting yourself in for. How can you?”

Commodore Vane shook his head as he spoke, it was beyond understatement and beyond belief. The soldier’s green eyes were fixed on a point some distance behind the Commodore’s left shoulder. Their colour, so brilliant, Vane suspected genetic enhancement and their focus had been unwavering since he entered the room.

“I think I do, sir.”

He stood in a formal parade-ground stance, as ordered by the scowling Legionary Sergeant who had escorted him in and now lurked by the door. Vane had made a conscious choice not to relax him from the rigid posture. He never did with the conscripts. He glanced back at the remote screen he had called up, its contents invisible to anyone else.

“Amnesia,” he read the word aloud and looked back at the soldier. “Total amnesia?”

“Total retrograde amnesia, sir,”

The Sergeant, a big, broad-shouldered man called Hynas, stood almost a head taller than his charge who was not much more than average height, and the ever-present scowl changed to a sneer at the words. Vane ignored him.

“And do you know why?”

“Due to an unknown trauma immediately prior to my arrest, sir.”

“Prior to, not during?”

The way most of his men were brought in to begin their military career in his Legion it would not have surprised him in the slightest to find the injury had been inflicted at that point.

“Yes, sir.”

“I see.” Vane wondered if he truly did, the implications here were so disturbing. “You have no knowledge or memory of anything before your arrest?”

“None, sir.”

“And that means you have no direct knowledge or experience of what life is like outside the Legion?”

“No, sir. I do not.”

“Then how can you know you want to leave us, soldier?”

He noticed a slight hesitation then.

“I have no direct personal knowledge, sir, but I have researched a great deal about it.”

Which, Vane supposed, explained the hesitation. But the idea of researching the complexities of everyday life with zero experience of it, stretched his credulity. Vane tried to keep that disbelief from his voice.

“Researched it?”

“Yes, sir. I have talked to other people in my unit and accessed information through the Lattice.”

Everyday life as filtered through the minds of violent criminals and a military tactical data provider. The Commodore shook his head but let the naivety pass. His job was to confirm that this man met the criteria required and was fit to be released. In fact, it had been made very clear to Vane he should do whatever was needed to speed the process and allow as little questioning as possible.

But this man was no ordinary ex-criminal. Once – and for many years – his name topped ‘most wanted’ lists throughout the Central worlds and the broader Coalition: the Protectorates and Independent worlds. In Vane’s circle, this man’s name used to be a household word for mindless destruction – the bogeyman of ultimate evil.

Avilon Revid.

Vane found it a curious experience to meet the man behind the myth, but it made the responsibility he now held a heavy one, weighing up all the factors to consider if Revid should be discharged. Revid might have a legal right to be considered for release, but that was not the same as having the right to be released. That decision ultimately lay with Vane and it was one he was not finding at all straightforward.

“Well, you passed your orientation course without any problem and have been declared no danger to civilians.”

No danger. A bureaucratic joke even a military man such as the Commodore could appreciate. All the Special Legion were more than just dangerous. All serving a sentence for extremes of violent crime. A sentence that included enforced invasive surgery, implants, and drugs to enhance their capabilities. The brutal training regimens and suicidal military missions were sweetened by the promise of freedom after five years spotless service – a promise almost never fulfilled. In the eight years he had spent co-opted as commander of the Special Legion, perhaps a dozen other men had stood before Vane for discharge approval. Of those, less than half walked out as free citizens. He was not willing to risk any of the monsters he commanded back onto the streets without a very high threshold of evidence to demonstrate they were indeed ‘no danger to civilians’.

Vane nursed no illusions about the fate of those conscripted to serve under him. For the vast majority, joining the Specials meant nothing more than a deferred death sentence. His troops served with an average life expectancy of just under two years. Most died very quickly, either on active service or were killed in the gruelling training. Others fell afoul of their own violent recreational activities or failed to sustain the psychological strength needed and committed suicide. Some died in brawls or were murdered by their comrades. Yet it remained a truism whenever a dirty job needed doing anywhere in the Coalition’s sphere of influence, the Specials were first on the ground, often ahead of the AI mechs. Vane took pride from that. He heard the troops did too.

Ironically, it meant, to be standing here, this soldier could only be the toughest kind: a man who could survive and even thrive in such an environment.

E.M. Swift-Hook

You can hear this opening and some more being read by Justin James.

 

 

 

 

The Thinking Quill

Dear Reader Who Writes,

At risk of preaching to the converted, I must first take the time to be sure you are all acquainted with me. I am Moonbeam Farquhar Metheringham IV and acclaimed author of the millionth best seller science fiction and fantasy novel, ‘Fatswhistle and Buchtooth’. As such I have been delving deep into my treasure trove of writing wisdom to bring a few of the more luminous gems of my experience to light.

It is true that young people today are not as they were. When I was a fuzzy-faced youth in my early twenties, awaiting the chance to shave for the first time, I would not have dreamed of behaving in the manner of my old-school chum’s son when he came to stay overnight the other week on the way to some foreign destination for a ‘Gap year’. He has just turned eighteen. Called Henry.

He swanned into the house and dropped his rucksack on my feet, gesturing imperiously upwards with one finger, no doubt to indicate that he expected me to take it upstairs for him. Then he caught sight of Mumsie, spreadeagled over the sofa as is her wont. His eyes widened and I heard him say: “Em. Eye. Elle. Eff.” After which bizarre incantation he threw himself upon his knees beside Mumsie and whispered something in her ear which made her laugh. Well, giggle.

I retreated to my writing room and when I emerged in the early hours I found the rucksack was still untouched downstairs. By the time I rose to breakfast, Henry had left for Peru and Mumsie was humming happily and dancing around the front room holding a half-empty bottle of Champagne.

It occurred to me then and there, that I should address myself to that phenomenon of recent literary note: the Young Adult novel.

How To Write A Book – Lesson 20: The Write Approach to YA

The first thing to remember is that your heroine – and it almost always is a heroine – must be living a normal, but extra-miserable life. She must be the school social reject or the really plain girl wearing glasses and unfashionable clothes. She is probably poor, but if rich, must have an isolated and unhappy time as a result. In a science-fiction or fantasy setting, she will be an orphan, abused, beaten and downtrodden – probably enslaved. At best she may be allowed an ‘ordinary’ background within whatever world she lives. She can have one good friend. 

But, remember, no matter how bad you make her issues, on no account can she be fat.

Having established this dual point of miserable powerlessness and rejected loner, the author must then bestow upon this heroine a magical power or super ability which is linked to a mysterious family heritage. Or may be brought about by the discovery of an artefact – or both. This will then transform our dowdy underdog cygnet into a burgeoning youthful swan.

At this point, the romantic elements should be established. If her ‘one good friend’ was male, he now becomes a suitor and is joined by one or more other suitors all of which now adore the heroine and all want her to adore them. The degree of self-abasement you can portray for these unfortunate males will boost the popularity of your final work. No matter how much the heroine rejects them, or how rudely, they will return and grovel at her feet each and every time. Or storm off and then turn up to save her in the end.

Do be sure to make her suitors as various as possible. If you are writing fantasy or supernatural fiction, they can be an elf,  fairy, angel, fallen angel, demon, vampire or a were-something. If science-fiction then aliens of whatever variety. Be sure to make the nice ones rich and the not so nice ones poor.

On no account allow any long-term romantic liaison to become established between your heroine and any of these males. To do so will end the game and end the series because, of course, this first book will be just the start of a series.

Take this advice to your collective bosoms my dear students and fame and fortune will stalk your steps.

Until next time.

Moonbeam Farquhar Metheringham IV

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