How many kitchen knives does anyone actually need?
Hands up all you daft buggers who own sets of ‘chef’s knives’.
In wooden blocks or hanging on magnets.
Twenty-three mild steel knives you have to sharpen if you so much as look at them…
Twenty-three silent testaments to your gullibility.
Twenty-three knives of which you use probably none.
My late unlamented was a chef by profession (his cooking being one of the reasons I put up with his presence for so long). He used three knives – and one of them was solely for threatening people who wandered into the kitchen.
You need a big knife and a little one.
You can now have a collection of Granny’s inimitable insights of your very own in Granny Knows Best.