Corrupted Carols – Twenty-Two

Classic songs for the festive season, cheerfully and irreverently reimagined for you by the Working Title Blog…

(To be sung earnestly and with zest to the tune of ‘It Came Upon a Midnight Clear‘)

I came upon a crate of beer
Left out behind a bar
And as t’was closed until New Year
I shoved it in my car
Police were out in strength that night
With breathalyzer bags
But I was sober as a judge
And got through all their tags.

I took the booze to my best friends place
And there we had some cheer
Invited round the blokes we know
And shared out all that beer
‘Peace on the earth, goodwill to men’
I told my drunken crew
We sang the verse of Auld Lang Syne
And then began to spew.