Corrupted Carols – Eleven

Classic songs for the festive season, cheerfully and irreverently reimagined for you by the Working Title Blog…

(To be sung wistfully and reflectively to the tune of ‘In The Bleak Midwinter‘)

In the cold of Wednesday
Sod all in the bank
Queuing at the garage
Just to fill the tank
Horns are honking, Honky honk, Ho-o-onky honk
In the cold of Wednesday when the world’s on wonk

What can I buy here
Hungry as I am?
I could get a sandwich
Filled with fatty ham
If I buy the sandwich fat will hurt my heart
But if I get chocolate that will make me fart

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