How To Be Old – Advice for Beginners: Twenty-Five

Advice on growing old disgracefully from an elderly delinquent with many years of expertise in the art – plus free optional snark…

If you’re old then I say this to you
You should think about all that you do
You simply can’t get
With a man you’ve just met
On a pack pony to Timbuctoo!

E.M. Swift-Hook