Madam Pendulica’s Perceptive Profiles of the Properties and Propensities of Persons Propagated in each of the Twelve Zodiacal Houses – January Predictions

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Aries

You will be butting heads with everybody this month. Just be sure to ram home your point in every argument. Woolly thinking never wins!

Taurus

This is the month you need to be bull-headed and stand by your decisions. If anyone accuses you of being stubborn just beef up your strong stance against those trying to horn in you.

Gemini

You will find yourself in two minds about the best way to handle things. Don’t be divided against yourself – you can have your cake and eat it too!

Cancer

You will be scuttling into some sticky situations this month. Be sure to snap up any opportunities and think laterally as that is always your strong suit.

Leo

People will be lionising your achievements this month, so don’t let any catty comments from work colleagues or loved ones dent your pride!

Virgo

This is the month to finally start that project you’ve been meaning to get around to. Either that or have an affair. You need to stop blushing so much.

Libra

That decision you’ve been weighing up will need to be addressed. Whichever way you tip the scales, you will need to balance your work and your personal life.

Scorpio

Just when you thought things were looking good you will discover the sting in the tail. Don’t start anything new this month, you’re facing venomous opposition.

Sagittarius

If you trot over to that attractive individual you’ve been horsing around with for a while now, you will find the pair of you could hoof it to sunnier climes. Take aim for the stars!

Aquarius

There will be a problem with your plumbing this month. Most likely a blocked toilet but it could be a major flood from a burst pipe. Good luck.

Pisces

You’ve been thinking there was something fishy about that offer that seemed too good to be true. Now you need to decide if you want to be a big fish in a small pool or make the leap to waters new.

Madame Pendulica predicts she will return…