EM-Drabbles – Eighty-Three

“Good Morning, can I help you?”
“I’m here for a date.”
“I’m sorry, we don’t have any dried fruit at this time. Can I help you with something else?”
“Not a date you eat, the other kind.”
“I am sorry, I misunderstood your meaning. It is the fifth of November. Have a nice day.”
“No. A date. A meeting with romantic overtones to ascertain if the participants have enough interest to repeat the procedure.”
“I’m sorry. There is no one here who can resolve your problem at the moment. Please try later or call our helpline. Have a nice day.”

E.M. Swift-Hook

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