… or ‘How To Speak Typo’ by Jane Jago
dauy (adverb) – of speech, sounding as though one has a mouthful of marshmallow
definitle (descriptive noun) – an author’s struggle to find a suitable title for their magnum opus
denoucne (noun) – sticky toffee that is so chewy you can’t talk for three hours
dispure (noun) – a pretend virgin
fugure (verb) to make a column of figures add up to a different total every time you try
hisnts (noun) – male genitalia
moght (adjective) – of cheese, moist and vaguely oscillating
noticeded (adjective) – pertaining to cake or bread – being without seeds
pitol (noun) – small biting insect related to the headlouse found in cracked toes
priotitise (adjective) – having one breast bigger than the other
thy seel (archaic) – yourself
waiitng (noun) – antipodean bird whose call sounds like an old Nokia phone
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