Granny’s Sixteenth Pearl

Pearls of wisdom from an octogenarian who’s seen it all…

Selfies

Please explain the phenomenon of the selfie to me. People and cameras at beauty spots. Photographing the scenery?

Are they fuck.

It’s selfies. Why?

I might like to see a picture of cherry blossom in Japan. Without someone’s fecking stupid face dead centre of the shot.

I have a nephew who is a minor celebrity and his life has been rendered hideous by the constant demands for a selfie from airheaded young females.

He even had one perch on his lap while he was getting a haircut.

He managed not to tell her where to shove her selfie stick. Just.

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