Life in Limericks – Thirty-Four

The life of an elderly delinquent in limericks – with free optional snark…

Being old means I’m quite without shame
I can swear, belch and f**t without blame
I can drink till I’m squiffy
Make jokes that are iffy
And call all my neighbours rude names

© jane jago

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