He broke her heart when she was seventeen, and crowed about it in the pub until her brother broke his nose.
Ten years later he sent her a Facebook friend request. She ignored him, so he posted ten-year-old pictures of her naked body alongside a pretty crude dismissal of her performance in bed.
But he was a fool, because she unearthed the poem she wrote the day after he left her. It went viral, as every teenage girl in the world downloaded a copy for her bedroom wall.
Oh, nobody noticed him, except as a deceiver.