Right let’s get this one buried shall we? The twee images posted on whichever antisocial media you frequent are not real.
Yes, you can pick blackberries and make jelly – not jam for feck’s sake the seeds will germinate in your rectum. Yes, you can pick sloes and construct sloe gin.
But. Neither of these activities is accomplished wearing a floaty frock and ballet flats. You need wellies and a stout stick to hook the required and beat back the stinging nettles.
And, running barefoot through the fields?
Good luck with that. If the thistles don’t get you the cowshit will…
You can now have a collection of Granny’s inimitable insights of your very own in Granny Knows Best.
So true! I grew up out in the sticks and can attest to your words of wisdom.😊