Open your cutlery drawer and stare inside. Is there any weird stuff? Obviously I’m not interested in why you keep your vibrator in there.
No what I’m on about is ‘specialised’ cutlery.
Do you have?
Soup spoons
Tiny weeny mustard spoons
Steak knives
Fish knives and forks
Pastry forks
Chopsticks
Coffee spoons
If you can answer yes to any of the above I have one question. Why?
I have managed to eat food for the better part of ninety years without resorting to weirdness. Why the fuck can’t you? All you need is a knife, fork, and spoon. And don’t get me started on sporks!
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