… or ‘How To Speak Typo’ by Jane Jago
a slong (noun) – Gaelic drinking song with obscene gestures
Anywa (proper noun) – less known sister of Pocahontas who kicked a certain young British officer in the balls when he tried it on with her
beeter (noun) – person who hits vegetables
blof (noun) – pre blog status when trying to construct witticisms
chater (noun) – to converse about one’s unfaithful spouse
earleir (noun) – aristocratic listening device
inc ase (noun) – tattoo on butt cheek
nagel (noun) – celestial being much given to homilies and finger wagging
naybe (noun) – the act of not being
poliete (noun) – parrot food
questoon (noun) odd-shaped vegetable of dubious origin
scharacteromeone (noun) – garden gnome with attitude (bad)
shhabby (adjective) – of cats having slightly moth-eaten looking fur
teh – (noun) strange brown beverage made with ground leaves and hot water
thnakees (noun) – very low slung scrotum
udnerstand (noun) – wobbly milking stool
winteractith – (noun) pagan festival including naked snow fights and much raucous singing
Disclaimer: all these words are genuine typos defined by Jane Jago. The source of each is withheld to protect the guilty.
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