Daily Drabble – DogPhone

“Listen here, bonehead. They are talking about castration if you don’t stop.”
Scraps pawed his phone and the screen flashed up a message.
“Stop what?”
“Stop harassing bitches and offering violence to random males. It’s taking up too much of their time.”
He licked his scrotum meditatively, but the message must have got through, because he was much more careful about his phone use thereafter.
So careful that it wasn’t him hailed off to the veterinarian in a dog van.
No. It was his arch enemy Jaws whose testicles were removed.
Learning to hack enemy phones had been worth it.

©Jane Jago

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