Corrupted Carols – Twenty-One

Classic songs for the festive season, cheerfully and irreverently reimagined for you by the Working Title Blog…

(To be sung eagerly and with passion to the tune of ‘Wassail Wassail‘)

There’s been a foo-ootball game in the town
And all of the players are now dirty brown
Their clothes are a mess and they all stink of dung
As they argue about which one is best hung

Here’s a health to the goalie
And to his big hands
He saved twenty goals
And he feels pretty grand
But when he gets home
And his wife him sees
He’ll be out in the street
Again on his knees

There’s been a foo-ootball game in the town
And all of the players are now dirty brown
Their clothes are a mess and they all stink of dung
As they argue about which one is best hung

Here’s a health to the striker
And to his left boot
When he sees a net
Well he just has to shoot
Which goes without hitch
When he’s on the pitch
But breaking shop windows
Is rather a bitch

There’s been a foo-ootball game in the town
And all of the players are now dirty brown
Just for a joke they threw Sid in the fire
And they’re now going jailwards in a Black Maria