Corrupted Carols – Eighteen

Classic songs for the festive season, cheerfully and irreverently reimagined for you by the Working Title Blog…

(To be sung with gladness and rejoicing to the tune of ‘The Sussex Carol‘)

On Christmas night all children sing
We want the gifts that Santa brings
On Christmas night all children sing
We want the gifts that Santa brings
Gifts of great joy, gifts of great worth
Gifts that have cost their parents the earth.

So why do dad and mum look so sad?
That is the best Christmas we ever had
So why do dad and mum look so sad?
This is the best Christmas we ever had.
I got a VR Oculus Rift
Sis got a new iPad as her gift.

When mum she brought the turkey in
She tripped on the cat and it fell in the bin
When mum she brought the turkey in
She tripped on the cat and it fell in the bin
I laughed so hard that I nearly did cry
Cos I still had my vegan Quorn pie.

When dad he set the pudding alight
He burned down the house, what a hell of a night
When dad he set the pudding alight
He burned down the house, what a hell of a night
So now we’re staying with gran for New Year
So I will get to stay up and cheer!

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