Corrupted Carols – Seventeen

Classic songs for the festive season, cheerfully and irreverently reimagined for you by the Working Title Blog…

(To be sung wholeheartedly and with vigour to the tune of ‘We Wish You a Merry Christmas‘)

We’re having a Merry Christmas
And we’re all becoming pissed as
The rats underneath the Christmas
Tree. This good year
We’ve brandy and gin, and sweets in a tin
We’re having a merry Christmas and a whole lot of beer

We all like a Christmas dinner
We’re not getting any thinner
We all like a Christmas dinner
So bring it round here
We’ve brandy and gin, and sweets in a tin
We’re having a merry Christmas and a whole lot of beer

When Gran falls in the gravy
We’ll have a good laugh, maybe
And all go a little crazy
To ramp up the cheer
We’ve brandy and gin, and sweets in a tin
We’re having a merry Christmas and a whole lot of beer

We’re having a Merry Christmas
And we’re all becoming pissed as
The rats underneath the Christmas
Tree. This good year
We’ve brandy and gin, and sweets in a tin
We’re having a merry Christmas and a whole lot of beer