Corrupted Carols – Sixteen

Classic songs for the festive season, cheerfully and irreverently reimagined for you by the Working Title Blog…

(To be sung loudly and with much exuberance to the tune of ‘Hark the Herald Angels Sing‘)

Hear the carol singers yowl
Make a noise that’s bloody foul
Make their way from door to door
Take the cash to sing no more
Joyfully they stamp around
Bringing misery to the town
Every household full of fears
Stuffs its fingers in its ears
Praying they will go away
Not come back another day

Hear the carol singers feet
Ringing loudly on the street
Singing chorus, chanting verse
Voices getting worse and worse
As they drink the hip flasks down
All the melodies they drown
Singing songs so raucously
Nobody asks them in for tea
Because they yodel so badly
In their ears they get a flea

Hear the carol singers yowl
Make a noise that’s bloody foul
Make their way from door to door
Take the cash to sing no more…