Corrupted Carols – Eight

Classic songs for the festive season, cheerfully and irreverently reimagined for you by the Working Title Blog…

(To be sung with feeling to the tune of ‘Oh Come All Ye Faithful‘)

I can’t get a taxi and my feet are freezing
Nobody wants to help a girlie in the rain
Come and assist me
You could even kiss me

Oh someone take me home please
Before my tits they do freeze
Before I widdle on my knees
It’s only half past ten

Stood at the bus stop both feet in a puddle
Nobody knows if there’s a bus tonight or when
Come and assist me
You could even kiss me

Oh someone take me home please
Before my tits they do freeze
Before I widdle on my knees
It’s only half past ten

My coat is soaked through, ditto both my best shoes
And there’s a weirdo in a very dirty mac
Come and assist me
You could even kiss me

Oh someone take me home please
Before my tits they do freeze
Before I widdle on my knees
I’ll ne’er come out again

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