Corrupted Carols – Six

Classic songs for the festive season, cheerfully and irreverently reimagined for you by the Working Title Blog…

(To be sung brightly and enthusiastically to the tune of ‘Santa Claus is Coming to Town‘)

We’re having a dance, right down the street
Feeling like we, got wings on our feet
Secret Santa’s coming to town

We’ve been to the pound shop, got us some shite
Wrapped it up shiny, giggled all night
Secret Santa’s coming to town

Everything we purchased inappropriate and silly
From socks with individual toes to a tiny dancing willy

We’re hiding our smiles, keeping our face
Inside we’re proud to be a disgrace
Secret Santa’s coming to town

We’re waiting for the boss man to open his big box
He’s gonna get an awful shock, coz he’ll be expecting socks

We’re having a dance, right down the street
Feeling like we got wings on our feet
Secret Santa’s coming to town