Corrupted Carols – Five

Classic songs for the festive season, cheerfully and irreverently reimagined for you by the Working Title Blog…

(To be sung mournfully and with feeling to the tune of ‘Silent Night‘)

Saturday night, ends in a fight
Nobody cares who’s in the right
Round the corner outside of the bar
Somebody’s over the boot of a car
Getting a jolly good smaaaack
Getting a jolly good smack

Saturday night, rarely polite
Bill takes out his teeth to bite
We hear sirens as they split the air
All of a sudden there’s nobody there
And the car park’s forloooorn
All of the fighters have gorn

Saturday night, ends in a fight
Nobody cares who’s in the right
In the gutter beneath the street light
When it’s over we don’t give a shite
We’ll go home when we’re doooone
Fighting is bloody good fun

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