Corrupted Carols – Four

Classic songs for the festive season, cheerfully and irreverently reimagined for you by the Working Title Blog…

(To be sung with bravado to the tune of ‘The Holly and The Ivy‘)

The blogger and the model
Are dancing on TV
And one will be the champion
But which one will it be?

The doing of the tango
The jiving double time
The spray tan dripping off your nose
Plus stuff that doesn’t rhyme

The pros are full of muscle
With thighs like iron bars
The blogger drowns her sorrows down
With booze and chocolate bars

The doing of the tango
The jiving double time
The spray tan dripping off your nose
Plus stuff that doesn’t rhyme

As the day grows closer
There’s many cease to play
While costumes show a bit more skin
As the inches drop away

The dancing very closely
Starts the rumours of whose next
While winning pretty glitterballs
Comes second to the sex

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