Corrupted Carols – Three

Classic songs for the festive season, cheerfully and irreverently reimagined for you by the Working Title Blog…

(To be sung with great gusto to the tune of ‘Here We Come A Wassailing‘)

We’ve been out a bevvying all down the Fox and Goose,
Then we had a curry so me bowels are kind of loose
Love you mate, but it’s late
And the wife is at the gate
And she’s yelling she’s going to her mum’s until New Year
So it’s Christmas alone again this year.

We’ve been out for Christmas drinks with all them folk from work
I had to karaoke now I feel such a berk
Told the boss, don’t give a toss
Bout the last financial loss
And she told me I’d need to find a new job this New Year
So it’s unemployed I am again next year.