If you have enjoyed Granny’s rants, pearls of wisdom and lifehacks on the Working Title Blog, you can now have a collection of her inimitable insights of your very own or to gift to someone you think would appreciate Granny’s words!
Granny Knows Best by Jane Jago is now available in ebook and treebook.
Gran Rap
They call me Granny coz I’m old and grey
But I’m not looking back to yesterday
I’m as old as my tongue, but much younger than my teeth
And you better watch your ass when I’ve got a beef
This is Gran rap, grumpy Gran rap
Come in too close and you’ll get a slap
I don’t like slippers, though I like trainer shoes
I never waste my pension for I spend it all on booze
I’ve never made jumper nor a tea cozy
And you’ll never learn ladylike manners from me
This is Gran rap, grumpy Gran rap
Come in too close and you’ll get a slap
I don’t play bridge and I think golf’s a bore
Just pour me a gin, and then add one more
I don’t like to go to a ladies lunch club
You’ll find me and mine in a corner of the pub
This is Gran rap, grumpy Gran rap
Come in too close and you’ll get a slap
They call me Granny coz I’m old and wise
And I watch the world with experienced eyes
You have to work hard to get my respect
As I think most people are a pain in the neck
This is Gran rap, with a hip rhyme
But it’s over now because it’s pub time
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