Daily Drabble – Two-legs

Yeah, doh. Of course we can speak. But what’d be the point? Two-legs would just get creeped out.
I mean. One time there was this horse. Ed he was called. Used to talk to his two-legs all the time. When other two-legs found out they put his’n in a place for madders and ole Ed got boiled down for glue.
No. You take my word for it. Don’t never even try to talk to a two-legs no matter how much you love it.
Just put love in your eyes. If you’re lucky it might even understand.

©Jane Jago

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