… or ‘How To Speak Typo’ by Jane Jago
acupe (noun) – very small brassiere
anumle (adjective) – of eggs being in that state when they may be edible or wholly rotten
bsaterd (noun) – unpleasant man with a motorcycle
dtoard (adjective) – half shaven
ehro (noun) – the sound a politician makes when trying to avoid a question
evrsion (noun) – not a tree book
forule (noun) – committee of four
gunad (noun) – single testicle hanging at a very strange angle
muther (noun) – female dog of dubious parentage
panster (noun) – crap cook
promambly (verb) – walking to a school dance
realstionship (noun) – a small boat loaded with inebriated picnickers which is in imminent danger of capsize
sogra (noun) – toast that has been dropped into a cup of tea
snadle (noun) – twentieth century scolds bridle
thimk (adjective) – slow of thought and easily goshswoggled
vorgun (noun) – little-known species of Star Trek villain
vxie (adjective) – of young women, spirited and liable to bite
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