Amazon Girl

I’m an Amazon girl
I know how to prowl
Through the jungle of pages
To find my new towel

I’m an Amazon girl
I know how to stalk
In the dense product forest
To track down a fork

I’m an Amazon girl
I know how to hunt
Cross scarcity deserts
But I’m at the front

I’m an Amazon girl
A fine honed consumer
If I need a new PC
Or a posh poodle groomer

I’m an Amazon girl
I just make a few clicks
And all that I desire
Arrives in a few ticks.

E.M. Swift-Hook