Listen to Granny because Granny always knows best!
There’s been an awful lot of bullshit written about what women should find sexy and it’s about time somebody put a firm foot on the scrotum of the pedlars of foolish ideas.
Budgie smugglers on fat men are not sexy.
Muscular development that means a man can’t cross his legs isn’t sexy.
Excessive ink isn’t so much sexy as distracting – it’s difficult to concentrate on the sex if you’re trying to read the tattoos.
Old men whose necks look like penises aren’t sexy.
Fifty shades of abuse isn’t sexy.
And dick pics are just sad.
No – if you want to be really pant-wetting practice your stand-up comedy and learn where the clitoris is located.