… or ‘How To Speak Typo’ by Jane Jago
ahs sing (noun) – extremely melodious fart
amradidlo (noun) – country song about onanism
bargrh (noun) – posh barbecue food
fbelievableront (adjective) – of dragons and the like having quirks of personality that make them readable
fraft (noun) – sliced cheese of dubious origins, having a strange odour and an oddly mottled appearance
griness (adjective) – of bread being flabby and of a strange colour
jumipr (noun) – woollen garment smelling vaguely of gin
nayway (noun) – street where only those in the know dare go
ompire (noun) – person qualified to officiate at many sports
peopel (noun) – a peephole in a front door as installed by an idiot where the hole on the outside is an inch below the hole in the inside
qaurrle (noun) – arrow fired by Cupid in an attempt to undo one of his unlikelier pairings
resonse (noun) – the chair you kept for the bloke that never showed up
tdrippingap (noun) – computer program for hay fever sufferers
wriitng (noun) – sarcastic grin – of the sort usually aimed at door-to-door salespersons and evangelists
yhen (noun) – curious chicken
zegra (noun) – horse wearing a stripy jumper
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