Granny Tells It As It Is – Cold Callers

Listen to Granny because Granny always knows best!

The ones that phone and try to sell you shite. You ask what they are selling they deny it. 
And you KNOW they are telling porkies.
And it’s not really their fault.
There are two routes. Hang up.
Or string them along. Agree to everything up to the moment they start wanting money. Then say you don’t have a card or a or a bank account.
They always ask why.
Then explain that your nurse doesn’t let you have money and you shouldn’t even be on the phone. Then laugh like Hannibal Lecter.
It’s funny how fast they run…