Granny Tells It As It Is – Sushi

Listen to Granny because Granny always knows best!

Rice. Rice with vinegar. Rice with vinegar and seaweed and (often) raw fish.
What the feck is that all about?
Yeah, fish and vinegar. That’s all good. But we’ll have the fish wrapped in batter and served with chips shall we?
Okay. 
Sushi, and all the other stuff, comes from another culture and I accept that. 
I just don’t want to eat it.
The texture is strange. The taste is odd.
And then there are chopsticks – for which uses are limited. You can use them to eat with.
Or
Stab the fucking idiot who brought you to a sushi restaurant.