… or ‘How To Speak Typo’ by Jane Jago
ahsa (noun) – of writers the dreadful feeling experienced in the moment when they realise a plot line is not going to work
awamped (adjective) – slightly damp and smelling of embrocation
lieks (noun) – soup vegetable with the flavour of elderly socks
berhand (adjective) ambidextrous when under the influence of rough cider
clamerous (adjective) – of children in the back of a car demanding to know if we are ‘there yet’
concrend (noun) – inferior building material
delting (verb) – of BDSM the beating of a willing slave with barely cooked spaghetti
enxt (adjective) – attempting to camouflage anxiety by the wearing of a lot of beige knitted clothing
finsih (noun) – minor Scandinavian dialect
nemies (noun) – small Andean rodents often kept as pets by geography teachers
perdick (adjective) – resembling a flaccid penis
probaly (adverb) – of finger pointing very specific threat level
taht (noun) – estuarine pronunciation of tart
wasteat (noun) – the pointed end of the right breast
wriign (verb) – of country dancing or folk singing the action of being persistently half a second behind the beat
yjay (adjective) – birdlike and maliciously inquisitive
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