You thought you knew what they meant? How wrong you were. Never fear, Jane Jago will set you straight!
AFK – After (I) Finish Knitting or Ah’m From Kentucky
ASAP – As Stupid As Pi**
BRB – Burping Refried Beans
BTW – Bugger The Weather
DM – Disoriented (by) Music
FAQ – Friend Ate (all the) Quality street
FTFY – For Treats Frozen Yogurt
FYI – Feet (with) Yellow Infestation
G2G – Gesticulating to Grandma
IMHO – In Movies Hopeful Orphans
IRL – Indoor Reared Lettuce
LOL – Lizards On Lockdown
MFW – Mowing Flowers Wilfully
OMDB – Oh Mother Dat’s Bad
OMG – Overly Malicious Grandmothers
OTL – Obvious Treacle Latitude
PITA – Place Inside The Ambulance
PITR – Pig In The Road
RT – Reduced Telemetry
TBH – Terrific Blonde Hairdo
TLDR – The Laundry Didn’t Rinse
TTFN – Terribly Tiny Fork (and) kNife
TNTL – Translation Not Terribly Likely
TTYL – The Tradesmen Yodel Loudly
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