Yore Rap

I’m cool in my shades and I’m telling you
If a pig can rap then a donkey can too
This is Yore Rap
(voices off) Our rap?
No. Yore Rap

See, donkeys are cool and donkeys are hard
And I’m coming your way to mark your card
This is Yore Rap
(voices off) Our rap?
No. Yore Rap

I’m wearing my hoodie and my high-top wellies
And I just don’t care if my underwear is smelly
This is Yore Rap
(voices off) Our rap?
No. Yore Rap

And that middle-class pig ain’t street or ghetto
Even if he do have a high falsetto
This is Yore Rap
(voices off) Our rap?
No. Yore Rap

And now just to prove the Yore ain’t soft
I’m about to chastise the voices off
This is Yore Rap
(sound of running feet)
Yore Rap

©Jane Jago 2021