Aries needs a lot of cold fresh air to keep that prodigious brain and fiery temperament under control. Always live in a house with large opening windows and air conditioning.
Halfway up a mountain preferably in the Andes, Alps or Appalachians.
Taureans dislike change and usually die in the same town – often the same house – where they were born.
The Bull should avoid Spain for obvious reasons. If you can persuade one to move, try to make it somewhere the architecture has preservation orders on it.
Gemini is always in two minds about the best place to live. Their Mercurial natures are never satisfied with where they are and seek to move frequently to somewhere completely different.
There is no such thing for a Gemini. I suggest having a home base in a large and populous city and several time-share holiday homes in many and varied environments around the globe.
Home loving Cancer carries their home with them wherever they go. It is Cancer who will tell you that home is a state of mind, not a place. Which only goes to show they are not the brightest bunch in the astrological bouquet.
An island suits the crab.
The lion needs sunshine and lots of it. Be sure to decorate your lair with primary shades and plenty of bright foliage. A large hearth for the winter is essential.
Africa. Where else would you expect?
You can tell you have walked into the home of a Virgo because everything is in its place and there is a place for everything. Spouses and children quickly learn where their place is and take care not to leave it – ever.
An ultra-modern minimalist tower-block just about anywhere.
Librans seek balance in all aspects of their life, so their homes will be both practical and creative, clean and messy, well-maintained and falling to pieces. Do check the furniture before you sit on it.
Scorpians are children of the desert. Therefore they require sun and sand in equal measure. If those are lacking a house themed on the orange-through-yellow aspect of the spectrum might suffice – and access to a large bucket and spade.
Scorpios are suckers for the exotic so their desert climate needs to come with romance attached. Marrakesh or Samarkand spring to mind.
The horse needs to run and wide open spaces are essential for Sagitarrian well being. Single-floor dwelling is best, hooves don’t so so well with stairs, so keep with a bungalow or a ground floor apartment.
Somewhere in the middle of the Great Plains – North Dakota looks ideal. Failing that Cambridge.
The goat has to have hills and high ground. Buy that house at the end of a precipitous, narrow, driveway or the one accessed only by five flights of steep stairs from the street and Capricorn is in heaven
The very top of a mountain is best. If you can’t manage that, try Switzerland or Nepal.
Aquarians need psychedelic decor, floor cushions and beanbags. They will probably have their walls plastered with posters of strange astrological symbols and views of sacred sites.
Glastonbury or somewhere in Wiltshire not too far from Stonehenge.
A fish needs to swim. Wherever a Pisces might make home it must include a pool – or failing that a large bathtub.
A beach hut.
Madame Pendulica predicts she will return…