Good Advice

When the shit hits the fan
When the nail is rusty
Sometimes the only thing you can
Do. Is this old trick. Trust me
When the sky is black and wet
When all the world is shite
There is just one way you can get
Things to come out right
Take yourself into a corner
All your nerves up pluck
Act as if you were Jack Horner
Scream and shout oh fuck
Then if trouble don’t abate
Ameliorate
Your dreaded fate
With chocolate

jj 2020