The Working Title crew bring you the exclusive opportunity to enjoy again the mysteriously enigmatic Madam Pendulica…
This sign is a sucker for furry and cuddly, but not too keen on walkies. Aries has an affinity with long-haired cats and King Charles Spaniels.
Note: Do not ever take an Aries to an animal shelter. They will adopt the lot
Perhaps surprisingly, given the lumbering nature of the sign, the ideal animal companion is something small and intensely portable. Give a bull a gerbil and they will be ecstatic.
Note: Do not expect a Taurus to put itself out for a pet that requires a lot of care and/or exercise.
This sign swings both ways petwise. A Gemini will be happy with either a tarantula or a kitten. Nothing in between.
Note: The two-faced twins will deeply confuse dogs and are inimical to horses.
The crab enjoys canine company of the large and drooling sort. Or goldfish.
Note: Good at dressage, especially all the going sideways bits.
What could the king of the jungle require as a pet? A Siamese cat? An elegant elkhound? An Arab steed? No. None of these. Leo gravitates towards beekeeping.
Note: Should your Leo require an indoor pet, stick insects are usefully easy to care for.
Buy a Virgo a bunny rabbit and they will be happy forever. Or if they want a walking companion, the stars suggest a yellow Labrador – for preference one with attitude.
Note: Do not expect Virgo to deal with animal sexuality. They don’t.
The balanced nature of the Libran is made complete by pets that can be kept as pairs. Lovebirds are an obvious choice.
Note: Do not buy your Libra lover a tortoise. They will forget them during hibernation.
The snarkily poisonous nature of this sign is uniquely suited to the keeping of snakes, or parrots with a vocabulary of obscenities.
Note: Don’t buy a Scorpio a puppy, they will encourage it to bite people.
The half-horse Sagittarius really bonds with horses, ponies, or hamsters.
Note: If a dog is needed, the Irish Wolfhound is nearly as big as a small pony.
Surprisingly, Capricorn does not get on with goats. They are best suited to being owned by scruffy terriers that fart a lot.
Note: Capricorn and cats is a combustible combination. There has not been a Capricorn born that won’t irritate cats enough to get their face ripped off.
Aquarians like fish. Both to eat and to look at. Feed them battered cod and buy then an indoor aquarium wherein they can watch brightly coloured swimmers.
Note: Aquarius will not tolerate any pet that wants to sleep with them.
Pisceans do not get on with fish. They are, on the other hand, deeply enamoured of guineapigs and whippets.
Note: Do not buy a Piscean a bunny rabbit. They will eat it.
Madame Pendulica predicts she will return…