Being minuscule is a crock of shit, all the little bots were agreed on that even if they agreed on nothing else.
The bloodbots thought they had the worst job – scraping fatty cells out of the humans’ bodily canals.
The virusbots poo-pooed that notion – at least, they said, fatty deposits don’t fight back.
The cancerbots maintained that overactive cells were the most difficult to defeat…
This argument had been going on for decades until the scientists discovered almost all illnesses could first be detected in faeces.
The shitbots moved immediately to most disgusting status.
An honour they still hold.