A wise matron’s advice and guidance on how to survive the five day season of Saturnalia with domestic joy and harmony…
The Seating Plan
Sadly it is not in order for the hostess to share a lectus with her husband’s devilishly handsome cousin – you have to cozy up to an elderly senator who smells of camphor.
So what do you do with Claudius the handsome cad?
You have him share with your spinster aunt. The one with the moustache. She’ll be thrilled and we don’t really care what he thinks do we…
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