Domina Livia’s Saturnalia Hints for Young Matrons VII

A wise matron’s advice and guidance on how to survive the five day season of Saturnalia with domestic joy and harmony…

Flirtatious Behaviour 

A family Saturnalia is not the time for copping off with your husband’s sexier brother. No matter what the temptation. People will notice.

Unfortunately this is one of those times of the year when sauce for the goose is definitely not sauce for the gander, and your spouse will rather expect to lessen the boredom of the occasion by getting stroppy drunk and pursuing your prettiest teenage cousin with evil intent.

Do not attempt to distract him. 

Ugly scenes will ensue.

Just have a word with her in advance. A nice present always helps.

She’ll get the message and lead him a merry dance without ever coming within touching distance.

Saturnalia saved and a valuable lesson about what assholes men are for your teenage cousin….

Sorted. 

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