…. or ‘How To Speak Typo’ by Jane Jago
apprecaite (verb) – to cover oneself in apricot jam and offer specialised sexual services
coruse (adjective) – having the colour and texture of rusty wire wool
misisng – (adjective) with no idea what the fuck is going on
missign (verb) – to employ the wrong rude gesture in the heat of an argument
paberbok (noun) – antipodean antelope which subsides on used pornography
rund (verb past – participle) – having no room left on one’s hard drive and thus being reduced to wax crayon on the bedroom window
snawer (noun) – one who can swear in more than one language
steampink (noun) – steampunk writings with erotic overtones
sufficnet (noun) – fishing net big enough for a day’s catch
tefforthan (noun – proper) – famous welsh tenor with tattoos and a big ‘personality’
ypou (noun) – virulent yellow stuff found in nappies
Disclaimer: all these words are genuine typos defined by Jane Jago. The source of each is withheld to protect the guilty.
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