Pearls of wisdom from an octogenarian who’s seen it all…
Open your cutlery drawer and stare inside. Is there any weird stuff? Obviously I’m not interested in why you keep your vibrator in there.
No what I’m on about is ‘specialised’ cutlery.
Do you have?
Tiny weeny mustard spoons
Fish knives and forks
Electric carving knife
If you can answer yes to any of the above I have one question. Why?
I have managed to eat food for the better part of ninety years without resorting to weirdness. Why the fuck can’t you? All you need is a knife, fork, and spoon. And don’t get me started on chopsticks