Pearls of wisdom from an octogenarian who’s seen it all…
Drawn on Eyebrows
I thought I had seen every possible eyebrow, but boy was I wrong.
Plucked, arched, thick, thin, fine, winged – pale into insignificance beside felt tip brow.
The brown or black scrawl halfway up the orange face. It’s as if somebody appended a couple of slugs to a persimmon and managed to persuade the young and clueless that this was attractive.
It’s not. It even frightens passing birds.
I have been sighing sadly, and putting it down to the folly of youth.
But wait. A (forty-plus by the neck) makeup ‘designer’ actually claims to have invented ‘the brow’.