Granny’s Fifteenth Pearl

Pearls of wisdom from an octogenarian who’s seen it all…

The Brazilian 

Who in their right mind goes to a ‘salon’ and gets their pubic hair wrenched out by the roots?

One. It fucking hurts.

Two. It’s creepy walking around with a child’s pudenda

Three. It fucking hurts 

So. Before paying out your hard-earned cash ask yourself this. 

Why the fuck?

If you are doing it for a laugh then carry on – although I might question your idea of a ‘laugh’.

However, if you are doing it because your significant other finds your pubic hair in some way unpleasant that’s a whole new ballgame. 

Unless you really do have creepy pubes…

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