Pearls of wisdom from an octogenarian who’s seen it all…
Who in their right mind goes to a ‘salon’ and gets their pubic hair wrenched out by the roots?
One. It fucking hurts.
Two. It’s creepy walking around with a child’s pudenda
Three. It fucking hurts
So. Before paying out your hard-earned cash ask yourself this.
Why the fuck?
If you are doing it for a laugh then carry on – although I might question your idea of a ‘laugh’.
However, if you are doing it because your significant other finds your pubic hair in some way unpleasant that’s a whole new ballgame.
Unless you really do have creepy pubes…