Granny’s Ninth Pearl

Pearls of wisdom from an octogenarian who’s seen it all…

Read the F***ing Notice!

Queueing in the sunshine for an ice cream. The place has about forty flavours and a strict queuing system. Today’s flavours are displayed on a blackboard. Beside this there is a notice saying.

‘Please choose your flavour before entering so that other people aren’t kept waiting any longer than necessary.’

There’s also a little girl popping up and down the queue asking people to please choose their flavour from the blackboard.

I know the two women in front of me are too busy blethering.

In they go.

“What flavours have you got?”, one says brightly.

Read the fucking notice, assholes.

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