…. or ‘How To Speak Typo’ by Jane Jago
almunus (adjective) – deeply fond of charity shops and dime stores
amborsal (adverb) – of sleeping – making noises like a bathtub emptying
bearst (adjective) – of ursine appearance
chacater (noun) – small marsupial of the genus ventus conputrueruntus best known for the pungence of its farts
catcomba (noun) – feline trichologist
dinga (noun) – one who hits first and asks questions after
ephelant (noun) – elderly woman with very wrinkled skin
fiender (noun) – particularly inept ghost hunter
gnnat (adverb) – of speech – gruff and without charm
krean (adjective) – of women airheaded, entitled and unable to spell
lunimous (adjective) – pale, dull and vaguely unsatisfactory
mitger (noun) – very stingy person
psrson (noun) – priest with bad skin
ragrine (noun) – complex dance form practiced by thin men in leotards
revtim (noun) – me time for catholic priests
streuggle (noun) – apple cake with the addition of egg noodles (for no apparent reason)
Disclaimer: all these words are genuine typos defined by Jane Jago. The source of each is withheld to protect the guilty.
Ha ha, Jane. You have an excellent scents of humerus. 🙂
Good thing you added a disclaimer to protect the guilty.
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